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Sgt. Asshole

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Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly. - Albert Einstein
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blog game

A blog game? How interesting Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you... 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or mo...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:09:00 GMT

The loss of a friend.....

Most of you who know me, know I'm mostly sarcastic and always looking to laugh and have fun. All of the blogs I've posted in the past have been stupid or pointless, but always intended to make someone...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:25:00 GMT

hmmm.......wenis!!! final answer!!

45 Random Questions45 of the MOST Random Questions Ever1. Where were you 1 hour ago?i already told you, i was doing community service. i was walking orphaned mentally handicapped crack addicted alcoho...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 22:22:00 GMT

how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

im not sure what that title had to do with this blog....a survey for mary, a viscious life-sucking gunch from which there is no escape. 45 of the most random things you probably never needed to know a...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 12:41:00 GMT

you had me at "get lost"

kristin's survey, you know why? cause im bored as hell   Name: my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die....now, offer me money Siblings: 1 1/2 Brothers: 4 Sisters: 3.7 Eye c...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 15:10:00 GMT

Chuck Norris Pt. 2

Chuck Norris is always Jack Bauer's blind spot. When in Chuck Norris' presence, Jack Bauer urinates sitting down. Chuck Norris nickname for Jack Bauer is "Aloysius Q. Vagina-Muffin" In his presence, e...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 23:25:00 GMT

Dan Dan's Rules for Myspace

so many things these days piss me off. especially things on myspace. so i have here a list of things that people constantly do on myspace, that annoy me. and be aware that if you have perpat...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 00:41:00 GMT

An Ode to Chuck Norris

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomou...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 13:28:00 GMT

i wish i could fly.....

okay, the newest observation that ive made: GOD hates my car, he has to. i dont know why he does, but he definitely does, no doubt in my mind. why else would all this shit happen to it? so im pulling ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 16:08:00 GMT

i need to practce the bowstaff

you know what i hate? no? well ill tell you.... i hate paying ungodly amounts of money for insurance, and i add in the roadside assistance with towing included, which in case of emergency covers me up...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 22:52:00 GMT