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The King of ......

I am here for Friends

About Me

i like to type in all lower case letters. i like to print in all capital letters. i like contractions & abbreviations - isn't don't i've etc. i think argyle should not be limited to just socks. i think rap music is now pop music. i think pop music isn't music as much as it is a marketing ploy. i love good music. i'd like to buy the world a coke. i really like to tell myself little inside jokes & smile -- i crack myself up! i like the symbol for the word "and" &&&&&&&&&&&& ! i like to laugh and be happy. i like to make others laugh. i like your mom. i am the only person on earth without a cell phone. i've been taking classes at night school to be a super villan. i need a sidekick. i need some endorsement deals. i miss my family. i need night vision. i'm a 49ers fan anyway. i think your hair looks nice. i think i'll stop now.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

nice people, housey types, jazz singers, ewoks, Jesus, someone who knows how to sew, Elvis, the guy who invented the kalaidascope, Fred Rogers, computer repair people, people with screw top heads, anyone who has been to outter space, midgets, giants, and i think that's about it.

Music:

Inland Knights, Swirl People, Natural Rhythm, Led Zeppelin, 80's Metallica (before all the hair cut, load, reload nonsense), War, Johnny Cash, Arrested Development, Herbie Hancock, Grateful Dead, The Beatles, Pink Floyd

Movies:

Mystery Men, Slingblade, Detroit Rock City, Shawshank Redemption, Strange Brew, Stroker Ace, Blazing Saddles

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, Captain America