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About Me

Whereas I am most uncomfortable writing about myself, I have chosen someone who knows me very well to describe me:Chipper is new to the middle Georgia area and is fast making new friends, both through his work in Macon and his Space friends. He is a creative quick wit and very easy to get to know kind of guy, looking for new friends and a nice lady he can take and introduce to Bruce Springsteen and Brad Pitt. My only warning would be that if you go out with him better you go to a private place, whereas he is constantly besieged by autograph hounds. He is often seen in the company of rock stars, and everyone seems to enjoy being around him. Especially Madonna, as he is the reason she is not Like A Virgin. He also is into creative writing of mostly satirical nature, BUT I ASSURE YOU HE DID NOT WRITE THIS. When inspired he can also write poetry. He is happily divorced, having fathered two kids. One of them looks like Tom Brady and his daughter looks like Cameron Diaz, only better (thank God they look like their mommy).There is more that I can say but space is limited. I can give you his phone number, street address and favorite color if you are so inclined. I would offer you his apartment number, but for now it is off limits as CBS is over there interviewing him for 60 Minutes.Sincerely,Shirley(Thanks Mom)

My Interests

If I could say only one thing to only one body (which is absolutely impossible), I would say that ... God has forgiven our past, and He has guaranteed our future. How can anyone ask for anything more than that?!!!!!!Beyond that, He gives us the gift of today, which is why they call it the present. Our mission then, should be to enjoy our every moment. This one. I am glad I can enjoy this gift of a moment with you.

I'd like to meet:

Madonna, but not for sexual reasons. Unless, of course, she absolutely insists.

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Music:

Anything except rap. Would rather listen to Morse Code than rap.

Movies:

Anything with DeNiro, Eddie Murphy, Billy Crystal, Meryl Streep, Bette Midler, Tom Hanks, Peter Sellers, or Bugs Bunny.

Television:

Television? Yes. I have two.

Books:

Damn you ask a lot of questions. I write my own books but you cannot buy them in any bookstore because they were never published. When I want to laugh I go Dave Barry. When I want to be motivated I go Wayne Dyer. When I want to be entertained I go Grisham. When I want to go to sleep I read me.

Heroes:

My Dad, My Mom, My Son, My Daughter. Just under that, ... John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Muhammad Ali, John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King.The people I most admire are the leaders and not the followers, ... the people who bent the boundaries, broke the rules, and blazed the trail. MySpace Profile Photo Editor

My Blog

QuickBooks

The World's Shortest Books: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACC...
Posted by Chipper on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 08:02:00 PST

Christmas wish list

Dear Children, It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time...
Posted by Chipper on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:15:00 PST

I Believe ...

I Believe - That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do. I believe - That we don't have to change friends...
Posted by Chipper on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 06:11:00 PST

Child Support?

This one is about child support, and was sent in by avid Breakfast Club reader Bob Hicks. I have no idea who Bob Hicks is. When someone puts in for child support, the proper thing to do is find out ...
Posted by Chipper on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:48:00 PST

A Different Kind Of Prayer

"Heavenly Father, We come before you todayto ask for your forgiveness andto seek your direction and guidance.We know Your Word says,"Woe to those who call evil ...
Posted by Chipper on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 07:01:00 PST

Boring?

This one is about boring people. I was getting my hair cut the other day by a young lady named Jessica. I let Jess cut my hair for four reasons. Two of them are she is goo...
Posted by Chipper on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:50:00 PST

Men are from Mars

This one is about working out problems between men and women (so this one will take awhile), and, by the way, this is a very true story. About five years ago, fresh off of becoming happily d...
Posted by Chipper on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:48:00 PST

Keep It In The Family

SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE;SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOESHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALLSHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KN...
Posted by Chipper on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 04:14:00 PST

The Halloween Hayride Truck

This one is about Halloween. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays of the year, because it allows adults the opportunity to misbehave justifiably. It would come under little debate...
Posted by Chipper on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:38:00 PST

A Lesson In Logic

..> There were two farmers from Butler, Jim and Bob, who were eating their burgers and drinking beer. Jim turned to Bob and said, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an educati...
Posted by Chipper on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 04:04:00 PST