I've had assassination attempts on my asshole for the last 11 years, from Maori tribesmen from the future. What the fuck?! I guess my asshole is important...
Name: Mike Lee
Birthdate: Aug. 21, 31 BC
Birthplace: queens, NY
Current Location: C- lot , NC (haha I just made that up... C-lot)
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: blackish
Height: dwarfism
Weight: big bertha
Piercings: Do I look GANGSTA enough for you??
Tatoos: 4 - 4 = 0
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Jungle Woman
Overused Phraze: the quantum physics of the infinity of one can be found in the force magnitude given upon matter's inertia, which is then triggered by electromagnetic impulses found in the brain of a bald monkey child smoking out of a old Cheyenne indian peace pipe.
FAVORITES
Food: NY style Pizza
Candy: Willy Wonka
Number: se7en
Color: Burgandy
Animal: Ninja turtles
Drink: water, truth be told
Alcohol Drink: definitely rubbing.
Bagel: Bites
Letter: from College saying "I am pleased to acknowledge, that you have been excepted to Harvard University, you lucky bastard..."
Body Part on Opposite sex: your downtown bonanza.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: water
McDonalds or BurgerKing: I am the BurgerKing!
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla coffee icecream
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: enflames my mouth
Kiss or Hug: both
Dog or Cat: haha those furry creatures
Rap or Punk: punk rap
Summer or Winter: the one in between
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny movies that are scary
Love or Money: LOVE
YOUR...
Bedtime: I've lost the meaning...
Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with Edward Norton
Best phyiscal feature: nostrils
First Thought Waking Up: wtf, where am I?
Goal for this year: get into COLLEGE
Best Friends: an 80 year old Maori Tribesman
Weakness: Kryptonite
Fears: loneliness
Heritage: Korean PRIDE!
Longest relationship: 5 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: I don't know if one can live without drinking?
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: that is strictly toxic material folks....
Ever been Drunk: With love
Ever been beaten up: into a bloody pulp? ... no
Ever beaten someone up: I'm a nice guy..
Ever Shoplifted: I don't want to go to jail
Ever Skinny Dipped: Every morning...
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes.. oh wait wait..... yes...
Been Dumped Lately: not lately
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favorite Hair Color: wtf??
Short or Long: hair? I'm sorry, who makes up these questions?
Height: somewhere between Big-foot and Gary Coleman
Style: doesn't matter, just don't smack me or slap me in the face as your form of saying a simple: HELLO...
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute as long as they are not stinky
Drugs and Alcohol: no, unless they will buy me beer, unlikely...
Muscular or Really Skinny: As long as she's not a hairy cavewoman
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: haha this question wants me to do MATH!
What country do you want to Visit: Every Country in the World!
How do you want to Die: I don't want to die~ but if I must choose.. laughing
Been to the Mall Lately: Christmas
Do you like Thunderstorms: only, if it doesn't scare the shit out of me
Get along with your Parents: I get along with your Mom! hahahah..errr.
Health Freak: I watch Richard Simmons everyday.. and Cry
Do you think your Attractive: This is a conceited question
Believe in Yourself: Yes I CAN!
Want to go to College: NYUNYUNYUNYU...
Do you Smoke: not anymore
Do you Drink: sometimes
Shower Daily: Who the Fuck doesnt?!
Been in Love: what is that?
Do you Sing: I'm in 4 choirs
Want to get Married: on an exotic island
Do you want Children: I want slaves
Have your future kids names planned out: 'tinkle' and 'mother fucker'
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: When I'm Sixty-Four
Hate anyone: I have no reason to... strive for PEACE...
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
