Billygreen

I like: watching people slip and/or fall, mashed potatoes, throwing stuff at peoples' faces, nachos and queso dip, George Carlin, writing, playing my drums, discovery magazine, caffeine, film stuff, darts, watching I Heart Huckabees, corned beef, juggling, traveling, sushi, any cheese product, laughing till it hurts, comedy central, watching James LaRocca get angry, Curb Your Enthusiasm, hating police officers, my espresso machine, all things Irish except shamrocks, laughing at inappropriate times, bowling, frisbee, science, alcohol, dogs, talking in stupid foreign accents, eating, going off on tangents about how PBA cards should be outlawed, hackeysack, and the early 90s.I do not like: being tired, people who fake laugh poorly, reality shows, sweet potatoes, hangovers, commuting to work, Bridget Jones's Diary, anyone who doesn't like me, gang assaults, Hot 97, paper cuts, police officers who park their cars side by side and talk while on duty, organized religion, party poopers, teamsters, headaches, bad breath and Rosie O'Donnell.