Redmond

My name is Redmond and im here to Rock you..well not really...Give me an IM on AIM, my name is dRedmentia..I'm a pretty normal guy from Staten Island, although often I am somewhat sinister...Dont be fooled by my charming good looks or innocent smile , I am a deeply troubled individual and I will stop at nothing to destroy your happiness..Just kidding...I guess there isnt much else to say...If you know me then you know of my trials and tribulations...and if you dont know me...maybe you would like to...Im going to now list a number of things you might or might not have known about me , Redmond,,
* My favorite day of the week is Thursday
* I think Bill Oriely is an excellent broadcast journalist.
* I am not Burger King, however when Redmond is involved, you can most certainly have it YOUR way.* I would like to one day be the captain of a fishing boat off the coast of Oregon
* I taped the Movie "Spice World" off of HBO once.
*Although I was only 4 years old, I wrote the song "Don't Go" performed by Yazoo* Regardless of what anyone says about him, I still think O.J. Simpson is a "Good guy"* Somtimes I feel there should be laws passed against Carnivals/Carnival Folk* If you can only see one movie for the rest of your life, make sure it is Anacondas, sequel to the hit blockbuster film Anaconda.* I often picture myself in Calvin Klien advertisements.* My favorite Ralphs Ice flavor is "Sour Cherry"* I still play videogames (World of Warcraft)
* I consume more "Cool Whip" each year than the entire population of Germany does annually.* I once played the Crocodile in "Peter Pan"* Soy butter is an excellent spread, but so is regular butter.* If I had to go on tour with any band , it would be "Warrant"* I enjoy nature and the outdoors* I am a firm supporter of the legalization of Cloning.
*I have often been referred to as "The Main Event"
* I once brought a deer back to life, like in the movie Powder.
* I still have all of my Wisdom teeth.* I have never hit a homerun* Ice cream makes me cry.* I was a fan of "Can't Touch This" but not so much "Too legit to quit" by MC Hammer...something just rubbed me the wrong way..* When Geico needs insurance , they call me, Redmond.* No matter how many commercials David Spade does, I will never trust my money in the hands of "Capital One"* I do not watch the popular TV show "The Sopranos"* I feel the Lepracaun Movie series fell off when they made "Lepracaun in Space"..* I have often found comfort in the Backstreet boys song "I want it that way."* Despite the possibility of being unlucky, during thunderstorms, I do not wear my lucky metal helmet.* The 80s were a blur for me..the main culprit...Fruit Roll Ups.* My favorite actor is Robert DeNiro.* I have often considered selling my hair to wig maker.
* When times are rough, nothing lifts my spirits like a good game of "Clue"
* I invented the phrase "Land lubber"* I do not trust the government.* I was in uproar when the television show "Just shoot me" was taken off the air.* I have never seen the movie Titanic, although I love Celine Dion.