Footie,watchin it or playin, wen i play i amuse and amaze my team mates and my opposision, and wen i watch i bring a greater atmosphere 2 the game, im an ambasidor 2 football, gettin pissed,its been a hobby of mine since a young age, a credit 2 society,dancin, either in tramps, aura(even tho its wank), up brum ( not snobs tho, that place really is a shithole!), or even jus in my house, i larve it, banter, making people laugh is at the top of my priorities, whether i do it from gags,snappy comments or jus thru slapstick pushing toni over or putting stuff in peoples pints, its all fun and we all love it- i loves it more than i loves liquor, and i loves liquor i does!
Steve Bull (again, jus 2 hear his amazingly working class old skool yam-yam accent!), lucy pinder (hot as!quite sure she likes me 2, the way she looks at me wen she is in FHM), ricky gervais ( he based himself on me, im better tho, really wana know how he beat the copyrights 2 use brent as a character, and he cant dance aswell as me!), tim lovejoy aswell, the mans a GOD! got his autograph, my idiot of a mate saft got it me! ( love u really saft! )
rap,we all love a bit of 50,uh,bentley,uh, em came and got a nigger fresh outa the slum, hip hop, funky house, rnb, cheese, how cant u like cheese, busted and mcfly are right up there, those boys r just crazy! its music 2 dance 2, air guitar 2, rave 2, anythn u want, u look stupid regardless so jus get messy and have a biggun!
Football Factory, Green Street, Snatch, Lock Stock, kind of all gangstar, but i feel tht so am i so likin these films makes sense,safe, also u cant beat a bit of elf, funny as fuck!
soccer AM....need i say more?with tim lovejove, hells bells, sheep head, robbie knox (tramp!) rocket and tubes, how cant this b the best programme on tele?! we larve it, larve it, larve it larve it larve it!
im 20, books? behave! sky tv mag, fhm,nuts, zoo etc....
got many-a heroes, 2 many 2 list, i will name jus a few...jobo-4 makin me look butch ( ur soo gay), shippo - 4 makin me look funny ( only 2 david brents ), andar - 4 givin me some1 2 rap with wen a beat comes on, obviously our fav. is fiddy n tha game, this is how we do! safty - for makin me look better than ronaldinho at footie ( ur worse than the albion! ) apart from tht there r the obvious of steve bull, david beckham, david brent / ricky gervais and the 1, the only, TUBES! boom boom icky icky! fresh! listen up bruv! MEESSSSYYY!