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myspace - GENERATE YOUR OWN WORLDMAP NOW! Hi my name is will I love bird witching, fridge magnets and stationary items. If I had to choose a favourite stationary item it would be the pencil cos I love to draw female genetalia. When I ride my bike I tuck my trousere into my sock. I love hiking boots but not a massive fan of walking. Sometimes when I get bored I cover myself in honey and run around shouting “I am the real honey monster.”If i woz an animal i would be a sea lion mainly because they can fly but they are also mint at dancing and this reflects the way i want to live my life. some people think i am strange but i say fuck off you bastards. i love to watch eastenders, oh no actually got that wrong i hate eastenders it is wank. once i went to a shop an bought a newspaper and a bag of crisps it was exciting.... yes. i love to get pissed and naked, they usually coincide with each other weird that. i hate reading it is well boring but i love the pictures. did you now know you can get all the george micheal hits on one shit album. my best friend is a parrot called norman i make outfits for him and he models them for me on a little parrotwalk (as apposed to a catwalk) that i made out of a fairy liquid bottle, some sticky back plastic and a small avacado. sometimes i like to sit in the dark on my own but then i can never find the light switch and end up crying till my mummy comes and turns the light on so now i carry a torch with me everywhere i go. sometimes i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair but the one time i did put flowers in my hair i was attacked by bees i tried to fight them off but one of them said we just want the pollen then we will leave and i did find it strange that a bee could talk but i thought if they can talk imagine what else they can do so i just let him get on with it. i love lamp, im here all week. drop me a message if you would like to know more like some actual information about myself lol.. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds .. ..

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I'd like to meet:

a talking animal who can talk
:: HaVe YoU eVeR ::
spent the night at a girls house (not related) yeah we played just the tip
lied to your best friend yeah i told rostrup he woz good lookin wen really he is the ugliest smelliest fucker iv ever met, but i still love him
had a crush on someone for over a year yeah mate
slapped someone wot u sayin
gotten in a fight im mates with drew an bell say no more
had your heart broken na
broke someones heart hope so
been cheated on i would have to go out with someone to have that happen (fuckin hell i sound like a sad fucker, its saturday night an im in fillin out this load of bollox)
cheated on someone na
been in love dont even go there girlfriend
liked someone soo much it made you cry r u insane, who does that
played spin the bottle i woz 14 once
played truth or dare yeah
kissed someone of the opposite sex ha ha yeah on the lips
kissed someone of the same sex far to many for me to be classed as hetrosexual
kissed someone in the rain why would i do that i wud just get wet, honestly who comes up with this shit
liked someone who didnt like you back yep
fallen for a friend most of my mates r lads so we would have a whole other story if that happened
had a boyfriend/girlfriend i already answered that, why dont you rub it in some more, alryt then once i made love to a farmyard animal there lets see how much more we can embarass the fat kid
had a hard time getting over someone best way to get over someone is to get under someone-cheque guaranteed
gone out with someone youve only known for 3 days na
been in a long distance relationship na
seen someone naked yeah and it wasn't my mum
kissed 2 people in the same day been there done that and im having the t shirt printed as we speak
had sex with 2 different people in the same day almost, so close you wouldnt believe, but the old english war sausage couldnt cope
made out with JUST a friend na
done something you regret iv done things which i think i should regret but i just dont give a shit
been kissed on the fucking face
kissed your cousin na............Rostrup
danced with someone you liked like a fuckin funky monkey
been to a hotel party wev made a lot of noise an smashed up a hotel is that the same.....no......alryt then
wanted someone you knew you could NEVER have have you seen jenna jameson
played a game in a cemetary it woz called find the tombstone........it woz easy
broken a bone na, ard as fuck mate
went shopping and spent more than $1000 got phat cash
made a prank phone call short and simple:national drugs helpline phone up an ask how much for a q, quick and effective
gotten in a car accident nice one wellsy
stayed up all night yeah it woz crazy but i woz well tired
gone to church been dragged kicking and screaming.......thats gotta count
drove a car one handed
played a sport RUGBY
been to a major baseball game oh look watch me hit a ball with a stick, fuck off
been to a major football game regretabbly (how the fuck do you spell that word)
been to a major hockey game na mate
been to a major basketball game birmingham bullets baby
been to the beach yeah there woz sand everywhere
gone swimming in the ocean no i went to the beach an didnt go in the ocean, is you crazy
been on tv, in a newspaper, or on the radio one day il have my own show.....shnake
cheated on a test i didnt get those gcse's on my own
got suspended from school hell yeah an proud of it wot
failed a test i could never get that R.E.
changed schools you cant stay at the same shcool your whole educational career even if the name stays the same you surely have to change locations...DICKHEAD
skipped school yep got well pissed
been in a school play na, apparently i wasnt good enough to play a fucking tree
performed at a pep rally america???
smoked weed like a motherfucker
gotten drunk im drunk now
gotten arrested yep but the charges were dropped after the witness conveniently fell off a cliff
gotten caught drinking by who
gotten caught smoking again by who
used your parents credit cards without their permission, r u mental
lied to your parents more times than iv changed socks
been intoxicated yep
done drugs phat green
thought about commiting suicide yeah as a joke
ran away from home hate running
snuck out of the house yeah like a crazy bastard
been to the hospital for you that question doesnt even make sense
stayed there overnight mint sleepover
cried in a public place na
cried for no reason na
cried when someone died yep when MC proof woz shot it woz like a little part of me went with him
cried in school i ent gay
made yourself throw up magaluf '06 larve it
moved to a different house in the same town wots the point
moved to a different house in the same state america????
moved to a different state oh piss off
taken public transportation the motherfucking 144 those journies haunt my freams

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My Blog

MINE AND DREWS LAWS- the only laws u need to abide by

you had to be there!!!! the one with the donkey- eyore law bad fart- egg law (jude laws brother) fit bird- phwooaarrrr law jet li- martial law big bear- paw law lawyer- law law ugly betty- E4 law any ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:20:00 GMT

MSN

having been asked a million times for me msn i finally took the plunge and has to get a 14 year old to show me how to do it, fuck off dont judge me!!! so add it u bitches: [email protected]
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:59:00 GMT

LEEDS FESTIVAL........do it!!!!

wottup party people!!! Leeds was fackin mental u know wot im sayin bruv, course ya do its right there. left at 11PM bromsgrove time with no map or directions......good start. so we just figured wel lo...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:36:00 GMT

i wrote a letter today!!!!

it was the letter F.....get it......no i dont care anyway u prick!!!!!!!
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:11:00 GMT

our inside jokes

you ent gona get them but i dont really give a shit either read em or cover yourself in honey and go find a beehive to play keepy uppy with!!!!!!!!!!! stop fingering me im an eco warrior conyo (spanis...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:15:00 GMT

MAGALLUF......standard

wottup boys and girls i am now gona take you on a booze filled journey of destruction through magalluf. Stanstead airport i get pulled over and questioned by police apparently i just look do...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:37:00 GMT

fuckin chav cunts

Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a chav girl use as protection ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 00:29:00 GMT

invisible oh no i mean invincible

this is me writing from the grave, ha got ya not really i am alive and well after my pissed encounter with a large bush and a field in my car. mate all i wanted was some rizla to skin up with so went ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 07:11:00 GMT

bowling, shit or wot

went bowling last night it woz fuckin shit for many reasons which i will now explain i am absolutely wank at it, i have weird sized fingers to big for large but not big enough for x large wot the fuck...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:25:00 GMT

SHEFFIELD, is it

mate your havin a laugh if you fink we didnt get proper fucked up in sheffaz. me an bell set off early like a fuckin hour ahead of the other lads (drew, ollie, wozza an rostrup)  bell took a wron...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:50:00 GMT