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:: HaVe YoU eVeR ::
spent the night at a girls house (not related) yeah we played just the tip
lied to your best friend yeah i told rostrup he woz good lookin wen really he is the ugliest smelliest fucker iv ever met, but i still love him
had a crush on someone for over a year yeah mate
slapped someone wot u sayin
gotten in a fight im mates with drew an bell say no more
had your heart broken na
broke someones heart hope so
been cheated on i would have to go out with someone to have that happen (fuckin hell i sound like a sad fucker, its saturday night an im in fillin out this load of bollox)
cheated on someone na
been in love dont even go there girlfriend
liked someone soo much it made you cry r u insane, who does that
played spin the bottle i woz 14 once
played truth or dare yeah
kissed someone of the opposite sex ha ha yeah on the lips
kissed someone of the same sex far to many for me to be classed as hetrosexual
kissed someone in the rain why would i do that i wud just get wet, honestly who comes up with this shit
liked someone who didnt like you back yep
fallen for a friend most of my mates r lads so we would have a whole other story if that happened
had a boyfriend/girlfriend i already answered that, why dont you rub it in some more, alryt then once i made love to a farmyard animal there lets see how much more we can embarass the fat kid
had a hard time getting over someone best way to get over someone is to get under someone-cheque guaranteed
gone out with someone youve only known for 3 days na
been in a long distance relationship na
seen someone naked yeah and it wasn't my mum
kissed 2 people in the same day been there done that and im having the t shirt printed as we speak
had sex with 2 different people in the same day almost, so close you wouldnt believe, but the old english war sausage couldnt cope
made out with JUST a friend na
done something you regret iv done things which i think i should regret but i just dont give a shit
been kissed on the fucking face
kissed your cousin na............Rostrup
danced with someone you liked like a fuckin funky monkey
been to a hotel party wev made a lot of noise an smashed up a hotel is that the same.....no......alryt then
wanted someone you knew you could NEVER have have you seen jenna jameson
played a game in a cemetary it woz called find the tombstone........it woz easy
broken a bone na, ard as fuck mate
went shopping and spent more than $1000 got phat cash
made a prank phone call short and simple:national drugs helpline phone up an ask how much for a q, quick and effective
gotten in a car accident nice one wellsy
stayed up all night yeah it woz crazy but i woz well tired
gone to church been dragged kicking and screaming.......thats gotta count
drove a car one handed
played a sport RUGBY
been to a major baseball game oh look watch me hit a ball with a stick, fuck off
been to a major football game regretabbly (how the fuck do you spell that word)
been to a major hockey game na mate
been to a major basketball game birmingham bullets baby
been to the beach yeah there woz sand everywhere
gone swimming in the ocean no i went to the beach an didnt go in the ocean, is you crazy
been on tv, in a newspaper, or on the radio one day il have my own show.....shnake
cheated on a test i didnt get those gcse's on my own
got suspended from school hell yeah an proud of it wot
failed a test i could never get that R.E.
changed schools you cant stay at the same shcool your whole educational career even if the name stays the same you surely have to change locations...DICKHEAD
skipped school yep got well pissed
been in a school play na, apparently i wasnt good enough to play a fucking tree
performed at a pep rally america???
smoked weed like a motherfucker
gotten drunk im drunk now
gotten arrested yep but the charges were dropped after the witness conveniently fell off a cliff
gotten caught drinking by who
gotten caught smoking again by who
used your parents credit cards without their permission, r u mental
lied to your parents more times than iv changed socks
been intoxicated yep
done drugs phat green
thought about commiting suicide yeah as a joke
ran away from home hate running
snuck out of the house yeah like a crazy bastard
been to the hospital for you that question doesnt even make sense
stayed there overnight mint sleepover
cried in a public place na
cried for no reason na
cried when someone died yep when MC proof woz shot it woz like a little part of me went with him
cried in school i ent gay
made yourself throw up magaluf '06 larve it
moved to a different house in the same town wots the point
moved to a different house in the same state america????
moved to a different state oh piss off
taken public transportation the motherfucking 144 those journies haunt my freams
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