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..:: UPDATE! NEW INTRACEREBRAL STREAMING DEVICE! ::..

Put away your iPods.

You can now get your choice of sounds thrust directly into your brain hole. Simply connect the patented adapter into your cranial nerve port and you can receive your sounds in moments.

..:: THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING ::..

eVenous Corporation accepts no responsibility for illness, injury or loss of life arising from streaming. Please ensure your sound device is set to very loud... Exits are located at the front, rear and sides of the room.

..:: NOW GENERATING SIGNAL :...

PREPARE!