Some of my many achievements include the invention of baking soda, night storage heaters, liquids, and paper mache. An avid ghosthunter, I am a stylish man-about-town, occasional car mechanic, Chinese satay and hibachi chef, talented underwater basket-weaver, goalkeeper for Angeren 6, Rastafarian saint, Greek demigod, sometime snubber, part-time superhero, full-time guitar hero, holder of the patent on earphones, keeper of the wickets for the Grand Knights of Australia, Eurovision winner, and the Champion of Hyrule. However, I am best known for being the record-holder of saying "horny time", tic-tac-toe grandmaster, older brother of Optimus Prime, a fan of excessive lists of his own achievements, and the greatest man ever to live.
My legacy: http://www.myspace.com/hammerbros
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