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About Me

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- LeftinSmoke.comI've won numerous break-dancing and figure-skating awards. I've also won a Peabody award in Journalism for my documentary about the perfect roast beef sandwich. It won viewers choice at Sundance. I also tried my hand at Minor League baseball, until I felt the call to be a Navy Seal. I was kicked out of the Navy Seals for being "too hardcore," so I began writing novels. I co-wrote several books (with no credit, of course), such as: The DaVinci Code, Principles of Advanced Economics, The Princeton Review's MCAT Preparation Guide, and the Bible. I have 13 1/2 children by 13 1/2 women, each of different races. After losing by left nipple to frostbite atop Mt. Kilamanjaro, and winning 22 straight episodes of Date My Mom, Room Raiders, and Next, I finally decided to get my degree at LSU, which I will receive in December. After that, I'll probably watch a lot of television.
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My Interests

LSU football, baseball, football, LSU baseball, LSU sports, music, movies, LSU basketball, trying new things, learning new things, meeting new people, graduating, video games. And I'm a fan of girls with good complexions. Who isn't?LSU football.

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" ..These are my celebrity look-alikes...Tony Danza made me happy...lol.

Music:

I'm less of a music buff and more of a music connoisseur. That means that, while not able to tell you the names of every member of the shitty band Fall Out Boy, I am especially competent in passing critical judgement of music or matters of taste in music. So now that that's out of the way, there are few bands whose every song I love. So I'm more of a fan of particular songs rather than particular bands. Sooooo....yeah.

Movies:

It's a VHS copy of Wayne's World. 7 years ago I let my best friend borrow it, and on Easter Sunday his house was destroyed by a tornado. The only thing to survive was my Wayne's World. I still have it and it still works. Probably not what they meant by "movies" though.Pretty much everything here, too.

Television:

Arrested Development, Dead Like Me, Entourage, 30 Days, Intervention, The Daily Show, Chapelle's Show, pretty much anything Austin DVRs.

Books:

Pretty much anything when I get time, except I never really got into the Harry Potter craze. And I'm not really a fan of most of the stuff I have to read for school, which is currently Searching For Memory: the Brain, the Mind, and the Past.

Heroes:

I have more of a role model than a hero. But that's personal. I guess Hulk Hogan is my hero. He is a REAL American, bruther!

My Blog

Boo blogs...

I promised myself I would never blog, so...ah dammit! I failed....
Posted by Xopher on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:30:00 PST