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"And she commanded to Tim. Thou shalt be my slave, and fixeth my lawn, and prune my azaleas, and careth for mine dear Forrest, and speaketh nought but the holy language. The Tim refused and the Nicole became wrathful and spoke thus. "I am the Nicole and thou shall obey my commands or I will smite thee with torrents of holy curses for 65 days and 65 nights and you shall become forlorn of ever hearing thine spoken tongue. I will force thee to eat of the holy snails and thine first born shall be birthed in the holy land of Franconia and thou shalt be greatly displeased". Thus spake the great Nicole and the Tim trembled.
Book of Tim 3:21
