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Jayne Jones

Size 18 IS Sexy!!

About Me

if you are single, give this a try
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First off, I am a M O D E L. NOT a stripper. NOT an exotic dancer. I may pose nude for a professional photographer in the name of creating ART not PORN!!!!! Doing these things DOES NOT mean I want to have sex with the likes of Y O U! So if you can't step to me with some respect, don't bother. Please do NOT make me repeat myself!

I believe that sexy has been over and incorrectly defined as a size 0-4 with fake boobs. That's so cliché and tired! Not to mention, NO ONE REALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT!!! The AVERAGE woman in the USA, today is a size 16!!! Newsflash fellas: THAT'S NOT A 36-24-36. . .but more like a 41-33-43.5!!! Who knew?? Us NON-size 0's knew!

I'm a grown up. I don't do games, unless it's the Sims2. I'm a pretty boring person really. . .

My Interests

The Sims2 Movies Books Music Fine Dining

I'd like to meet:

People. More specifically, other "adult" people.

I'm not here using MySpace as a "hook up" site. This ain't BP! I'm networking, making some friends and it's whatever (within reason) after that. Once I get to know you. . .we'll do the friend thing. . .NOT before!

Music:

All kinds. . .yes even some country. Shudditup!

Movies:

Favorites: Scarface The Ususal Suspects My Fair Lady Xanadu

Television:

CSI Las Vegas CSI Miami Judge Judy Dateline 20/20

Books:

Where the Red Fern Grows Tuesdays with Morrie The Maintenance Man

Heroes:

My grandfather. . .the only man that could accurately explain eternity: "Imagine the entire Earth is made of sand. Imagine an ant carrying the Earth to the moon one grain at a time. That's eternity."

My Blog

It’s Good for Singles!!!

It seems that Santa has come early.  Well, he's at least started early. if you are single, give this a try
Posted by Jayne Jones on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:18:00 PST

What EVERYONE "Should" Know About Credit

Keys to establishing GREAT credit! This is information about 68% of the US population DOESN'T know about credit. . .Boy I wish I had this info before I went to college and totally sent my credit file ...
Posted by Jayne Jones on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:19:00 PST

So What Dreamgirls!

Black people. . .why do we insist on focusing on the negative??????? Ok.  So Dreamgirls got 8 nominations, but Best Picture wasn't one of them.  First of all, it wasn't out long enough. ...
Posted by Jayne Jones on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:15:00 PST

Unrealistic Expectations

What the hell happened to reality??????  ??? I mean, we got people that dream of playing pro sports. . .layin up on their butts, not working, playing PS3; We got people wanting to get major recor...
Posted by Jayne Jones on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:44:00 PST

Never Underestimate. . .

the determination of a child.  Read the article. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16673691/from/RS.3/   Now, I'm no advocate of parents not raising their own children, but perhaps Grandpa should ...
Posted by Jayne Jones on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:05:00 PST

Here's What I Think. . .

Why Women Are Single   Well isn't it obvious?  Ok.  Maybe it isn't so obvious, but I'm going to tell you why I think women are single as it is applicable to moi (that's me in French).&...
Posted by Jayne Jones on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST

Jamie Rosts the Roaster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEsP0adOAeg&eurl= Funny shit!!
Posted by Jayne Jones on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:59:00 PST

Why Get Married?

What's a good reason to get married? Companionship?  Get a dog.  A dog will love you more unconditionally, always be there when you need it to, and may even keep your feet warm at night.&nbs...
Posted by Jayne Jones on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST

If You Were A Stripper. . .

Got this from a thread on my favorite model site: . . .what song(s) would you strip to?  Would they be sensual, reflect your personality, random, or all of the above? I'm going with sensual: Ridi...
Posted by Jayne Jones on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST

WHY Is It. . .

That a beautiful, sexy, intelligent woman such as myself. . .can't seem to be taken seriously???? I, along with countless other women, get enundated with emails from men.  That's how sites like t...
Posted by Jayne Jones on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:48:00 PST