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~Dee Ployed Ver 1.5~

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About Me

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IMO, you shouldn't take life too serious unless you put yourself in the position where it needs to be taken serious (which indicates that you are a drama queen in most cases). Get out, have some fun, be yourself, meet real and genuine people, keep your work life at work, enjoy life and don't be a lazy fatass. :o)Anyways, I was stationed in Fairbanks, AK for my job (which I absolutely love), working on Stryker military vehicles for General Dynamics at Ft. Wainwright as a Quality Assurance Specialist and Phase 2 mechanic. I am now back home for the time being and am patiently working and waiting to see what my job has in store for me next as far as deployment goes.About me, I guess you can say I'm a "molting" person. Every year I find something new about myself (whether interests, personal, etc...) and shed away something else. Sometimes positive, sometimes negative, I guess it all just falls into place one way or another to equal yours truly. Im always the type to try something new or be interested in trying new things. I'm big into sports(baseball first and foremost). I am VERY passionate about my interests and things that I find important or significant to me (music and other interests, family, friends, ect...). I finally have a career that I take very serious and greatly enjoy doing. I try to keep a "care free" and optimistic demeanor about me. I'm sarcastic and full of all types of humor (NOTHING offends me). I've spent too much effort, time, and emotions on people that I'm looking to start '07 off solo and actually worry about myself and well being for once (which is really paying off). I prefer to spend my time hanging out with people who share the same sense of fun and humor as I do (those who don't should probably be at least 25 feet away from me). I'm a very honest, blunt, and upfront person. I will tell you everything you don't want to hear, and nothing you do want to hear. At the same time I'm a very outgoing person and try my best to make others around me happy. I am truly a "what you see is what you get" package.

My Interests

My main interests are music, running, working out, dancing, baseball, hangin' with friends, sports, traveling, hot/tropical places, off roading/wheeling, and cars (mainly turbocharged sport compacts). I love working on cars in general, and I do all the modifications and repairs to my cars as well. I like to wheel/off road. I also like to play sports (especially baseball). I play and practice baseball and basketball daily in the spring/summer. I love to work out and stay in shape. I like to cook. Dancing is one of my passions, and I think I'm pretty decent at it (don't let the color of the skin fool ya). I love hot/tropical places. I have been to a handful in my life and I must say that I am now dead set on moving somewhere hot nearly all year round within the next few years. I love my job and the responsibility of rebuilding such a fine vehicle for our armed forces. I usually have the best time kickin' it with my friends. I like to party, flirt, be an asshole (most of the time at other peoples expense, but usually in a joking manner), and have a good time talking and goofing off with people who are social, have stuff in common with me, and share a sense of humor like mine and my friends. I like wearing a variety of different styles of clothing. I will wear Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister gear one day, then Volcom, Famous, DC gear the next, then a jersey of some sort the next day after (I'm big on name brand gear). I'm kinda a big hat fanatic (baseball hats and beanies mostly). I dig piercings, I have four (one on each ear lobe, my tongue, and one on my right eyebrow), and plan on getting more soon. I've got some ink. A band around my upper right arm, a Kanji symbol in my "southern region", and my grandfathers initials on my chest above my heart. More ink is on the way.

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, new friends, and whoever (so basically everybody and anybody). Social people who are cool and have a sense of respect for themselves, other people, and other peoples sources of interest, yet are fun to be around and able to have fun. It doesn't matter who you are, what you're into, I'm into meeting all walks of life. If you want to be friends, that's all good, but DO NOT ADD ME AND THEN NOT MESSAGE ME OR YOUR ASS WILL BE GETTING DROP KICKED THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS FROM MY FRIENDS LIST! Fake, flakey, and drama filled people definitly need not apply.

Big Five Test Results


Extroversion (74%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
Accommodation (50%) medium which suggests you are moderately kind natured, trusting, and helpful while still maintaining your own interests.
Orderliness (60%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, neat, structured and restrained at the expense too often of flexibility, variety, spontaneity, and fun.
Emotional Stability (68%) moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Inquisitiveness (46%) medium which suggests you are moderately intellectual, curious, and imaginative.
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Music:


Probably the most diverse part of me....ready? First and foremost, I have a very broad knowledge and taste of music. I really like underground and old school hip hop/rap and R&B music (I love suprising people about how I know about this and that song when it doesn't look like I would know anything about it). I'm really into good R&B music (especially slow). I've been into drum and bass music/culture since '00 (and no, it's not "techno") and I pretty much revolve my life around it. I mostly like atmospheric/chill and downtempo/dubstep DnB (which is my favorite type of music, period) but I love and listen to every type of DnB ranging all the way up to the hard and dark stuff. Another form of music I really enjoy listening to is Mushroom Jazz, which is basically chill hip hop beats without lyrics. I also listen to break beats, trance, a tad (I do stress TAD) bit of country, "intelligent" rap, old school rap, funky jazz, funky house, hard house, and other forms of dance music. I'm a huge Tool fan. I'm into Hard rock and metal. I love rock that talks about life and about self being while being hard and not putting you to sleep. Any rock band with a kick ass drummer gets my respect (Matt McDonough *Mudvayne*, Lars Ulrich *Metallica*, Joey Jordison *Slipknot*, Danny Carey *Tool*, Chris Adler *Lamb of God* ect...). I'm definitly more into underground music rather than the crap you hear on the radio every five minutes.Some names that come to mind at the moment:
Marky, XRS, Calibre, Logistics, Nutone, Will Miles, Atlantic Connection, Basic Operations, Danny Byrd, Juju, Craze, High Contrast, Bungle, BCee, Lomax, Kubiks, David Carbone, Submorphics, Alix Perez, Young AX, Greg Packer, Eddy Woo, Seba, Paradox, Dara, Dieselboy, AK1200, Hive, Karl K., Kaos, Evol Intent, Ewun, Tech Itch, Teebee, Total Science, Dylan, Goldie, Ed Rush and Optical, DKay, Commix, Marcus Intalex, ST Files, DJ Switch, Lemon D, Simon Bassline Smith, Distorted Minds, Twisted Individual, Klute, LTJ Bukem, Makoto, Equinox, Alaska, Aquasky, Grooverider, Shy FX, Pendulum, Photek, D Bridge, Shapeshifter, Adam F, CLS & Wax, Prodigy, Lords of Acid, Praga Khan, Paul Oakenfold, Tiesto, Kaskade, Deepest Blue, Andain, DJ Irene, Ian Van Dahl, Bad Bay Bill, DJ Tapout, Richard Humpty Vision, Icey, Crystal Method, Ecksman, Conrad, Skibadee. Just about any beat done by Timbaland, Pete Rock, Neptunes, Dr. Dre, Jazzy Fay, or Kanye West, a bit of Lil' John as well, Tupac, Notorious B.I.G., Digital Underground, Guru, DJ Premier, Jeru the Damaja, A Tribe Called Quest, Pete Rock and CL Smooth, Brand Nubian, Public Enemy, KRS One, EPMD, Grand Puba, Lords of the Underground, Black Moon, Camp Lo, Del, Souls of Mischief, The Pharcyde, Eric B. & Rakim, any Wu Tang (preferably oldschool), Common, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Lupe Fiasco, Slum Village, Outkast (old school stuff), Goodie Mob, Ludachris, T Pain, TI, Ying Yang Twins, Beenie Man, Shabba Ranks, Mad Lion, Jodeci, Silk, 112, R Kelly, Boys II Men, Myron, Keith Sweat, LSG, Johnny Gill, Blackstreet, Donell Jones, Musiq, Floetry, H-Town, Solo, Bobby Valentino, Omarion, Lloyd, Mudvayne, Metallica, AC/DC, Def Leopard, Tears for Fears, Luran Duran, Rolling Stones, Lamb of God, Hinder, 10 years, AFI, Bullet For My Valentine, Trent Resnor (NIN), Slipknot, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Korn, Disturbed, The Beatles, Tim McGraw, Garth Brooks, Rascal Flats, Toby Keith, Kenny Chesney
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Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Friday, Half Baked, 40y/o Virgin, Harlem Nights, Just Friends, South Park the Movie, Team America, Office Space, Jay and Silent Bob, Dogma, Harold and Kumars Adventure to White Castle, and other similar comedys. Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Saw I and II, Seven, etc... I also like Bumfights and other crude comedy DVD's, Jackass stuff, CKY2K stuff, ect... Other action flicks and dramas are cool as well.

Television:

I dont like to watch much TV at all, but when I briefly do its usually to catch the news, the weather, watch some music vids, or get a score on the game. I'm definitly not a video game freak. I also love to watch good stand up comedy like Dennis Leary, Dave Attell, Dave Chappelle, Jim Gaffigan, Dane Cook, ect... I think the newest addition to my short list of cool TV shows is Wild Out and Your Momma.

Books:

I have a ton of baseball books regarding fielding and hitting. I have alot of car magazines and repair manuals that I use as well (I do most of my car-related research via internet though).

Heroes:

Number one is definitly my grandfather (who passed away in '96, god bless his soul). He was as close as it came to a father figure in my life. My mom is also a hero of mine since she raised me by herself and was basically the only family I had and STILL have. Another would definitly be Tom Leykis.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Derek
Birthday: May 5, 1981
Birthplace: Venice Beach, CA
Current Location: Tacoma, WA
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends, but overall, mostly right
Your Heritage: Not so average white boy
The Shoes You Wore Today: Abercrombie & Fitch flip flops
Your Weakness: Spending money
Your Fears: Earthquakes
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni with extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go back to school in '07
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO! STFU! GTFO! DIAF! and OMG d00D I Kn0!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I didn't get enough sleep last night....AGAIN!
Your Best Physical Feature: I dunno, prolly my eyes? Maybe my "baseball" arse.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: Growing up
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, Diet Rite!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, Dennys!
Single or Group Dates: Groups for fun, singles for time alone
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton has better Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: I've recently switched to Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Negative
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: Not seriously
Do you Shower Daily: 2, sometimes 3 times daily.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: Yup, spring or summer of '07 hopefully
Do you want to get Married: At this time, no.
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I do a'ight.
Are you a Health Freak: On and off.
Do you get along with your Parents: I love my mom to death.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I'm the type to stand out right in the middle of one like a dumb ass in awe, I love them!
Do you play an Instrument: The bearded clam! (minus the beard)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hell would have frozen over if I didn't.
In the past month have you Smoked: Hell would have frozen over if I did.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Negative
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, dancing.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: A firmative!
Ever been called a Tease: Ofcourse, women don't expect a guy to play hard to get.
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, when I was a dumb kid.
How do you want to Die: Either honorably, saving another person, or painlessly in my sleep. I would say while having sex, but think if you were in the other position and someone died on you while you were fucking them. Wouldn't that scar you for life?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A professional Baseball player or a DnB DJ.
What country would you most like to Visit: Mexico, Brazil, or Austrailia.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Deep dark brown or light blue
Favourite Hair Color: Black or brunette (with or without blonde highlights)
Short or Long Hair: DEFINITLY long!
Height: 5'5" - 6'0"
Weight: Depends on height
Best Clothing Style: Nice shirt with a nice pair of jeans.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: ALOT!
Number of Piercings: 4 with more to come
Number of Tattoos: 3 with more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Don't regret the things you do, learn from them.
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My Blog

Alaska Details

I wanted to update some info about my upcoming move and also clear up some questions that some people have been asking me. First off, I will no longer be leaving this Thursday. Instead, I will be lea...
Posted by ~Simply Dee~ on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST

There is a reason why guys are too scared to do this.....

I couldn't help but to repost this bulletin I came across after I tastefully edited it (my thoughts are in the bold) ;o) :-------------------------------Because we always get fucked in the end by a ...
Posted by ~Simply Dee~ on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:55:00 PST

ALASKA BOUND, BITCHES!!!!

Finally, a break through and some good news for once!I accepted a job offer this morning that will be sending me to Ft. Wainwright in Fairbanks, AK for six months give or take (possibly a bit longer)....
Posted by ~Simply Dee~ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

My New Years Resolutions for '07

Well, '06 is finally gone. I don't think I could have kicked '06 to the curb and brought in '07 better than I did last night. I got to kick it with two of my closest and best friends, along with a h...
Posted by ~Simply Dee~ on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:42:00 PST

Making some changes in regards to my nightlife activities.

I'm so totally fed up with the average club scene, it makes me feel like I've lost some of my I.Q. even knowing I've clubbed for so long. After talking with my boy Lance last night at the D-Bridge pa...
Posted by ~Simply Dee~ on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:26:00 PST

Male and Female oral sex etiquette

This is funny shit !!!**********************Blowjob Etiquette (by a female)1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful.3. I don't car...
Posted by ~Simply Dee~ on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:29:00 PST

Interesting sex facts!

94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ...
Posted by ~Simply Dee~ on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

Male Rules

Another great blog I picked up...--------------------------------------Male Rules! We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are 'OUR' rules!1. ...
Posted by ~Simply Dee~ on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:23:00 PST

Venus vs Mars

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and w...
Posted by ~Simply Dee~ on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST

The best blog I've ever read or taken part of.....

NICE GUYS FINISH LAST!!!! Get that through your head, fellas!!!____________________________SOOOO TRUE!!! AMEN!!!!--------------------------------To every guy who knows which girl he wants.To every gu...
Posted by ~Simply Dee~ on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:25:00 PST