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Anthony

Tragic accident transforms Anthony into Chihuahua

About Me

While living a normal life as stunningly attractive surfer, snowboarder, and hockey extraordinaire Anthony's life took an extraordinary turn for the worse. Bit by a radioactie Chihuaha, Anthony was transformed into a 6 pound dog with terrible breath and a worse attitude. He goes on living his life with his new superpowers of keen smell, hearing, and unceassing dislike for cats. He finds the struggle to maintain his humanity a daunting task while faced with the uncontrollable urge to sniff buts and pee on things. How will he survive............

My Interests

Sniffing interesting sniffs. Chasing cats. Napping.

I'd like to meet:

People that hate cats. People that smell neat. People with treats. People that like to rub my belly.

Music:

Mexican music. Fire engine sirens. Cat's screaming.

Movies:

Lady and the Tramp, she was muy sexy. Old Yeller, tough dogs can cry.

Television:

I can't really see the TV cause I'm a dog now.

Books:

I can't read, I'm a dog.

Heroes:

The Taco Bell Dog, that guy could work the ladies. Anyone that hates cats. Anyone with treats. Anyone that will rub my belly.