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David

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About Me

About me...hmmmm...does anyone ever read this? i mean if you accept someone as a friend shouldn't you already know them? well for those who don't know my name is edna and i am 68 years old...i change oil for a living...no i won't come to your house to change your oil...i also change tires for a living too...and no i won't change your tires either...i also replace batteries...and no i won't change your battery either...i also put in headlights blinker lights etc...eh if you give me the right price i might do all of the above...the right price being in the seven figure mark :)
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My Interests

Guitars...music...i can honestly listen to all types of music even though i favor metal/rock. i hate country but i do appreciate a good solo which in some country songs happens...but if you want to hear a good solo listen to "bleeding me" by metallica on their 1996 record "load."

David --
[noun]:

A person who has the ability to be invisible

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com


You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


85%

Trendy


35%

Prepy


25%

Skater


25%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


25%

Emo


5%

Goth


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is an incubator for good ideas, it just takes a while for them to develop.
But when you think of something, watch out!
Your thoughts tend to be huge, and they come on quickly - like an explosion.
You tend to be quiet around others, unless you're inspired by your next big idea. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Bam Bam What's Your Porn Star Name?
You Are 70% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! How Weird Are You?
You Are Ned Flanders
A good neighbor and a devout Christian, you are a community leader.

And you are called to make the world a better place, especially for left handed people.

You will be remembered for: your goofy expressions - "hi-dilly, ho-dilly!"

Your life philosophy: "I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!" The Simpsons Personality Test
You Are Cyclops
Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.
You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.

Power: force beams from your eyes Which of the X-Men Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Kirk Hammet, Jerry Cantrell, James Hetfield, Dave Mustaine and of course MARTY FRIEDMAN!!

Music:

I like to play guitar my favorite bands are Metallica, Nirvana, Alice in Chains Anthrax and Megadeth.
You Are an Indie Rocker!
You are in it for the love of the music...
And you couldn't care less about being signed by a big label.
You're all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career. What Kind of Rocker Are You?Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 70% Robin 65% Superman 60% Spider-Man 55% Supergirl 55% The Flash 50% Hulk 40% Catwoman 40% Iron Man 35% Batman 30% Wonder Woman 20% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

You Are 16% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at low risk for having a borderline personality. It is unlikely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

Movies:

among the favorites would be the 40 year old virgin liar liar the ringer billy madison happy gilmore and benchwarmers...
Your Monster Profile
Infamous Terror
You Feast On: Fried Chicken
You Lurk Around In: Olive Gardens
You Especially Like to Torment: Hippies What's Your Monster Name?
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


70%

Candyman


60%

Hannibal Lecter


55%

Michael Myers


55%

Freddy Krueger


50%

Leatherface


45%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Pinhead


40%

Captain Spaulding


25%

Buffalo Bill


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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Television:

SIMPSONS AND SOUTH PARK!
WHAT PISSES YOU OFF?
syringes filled with bleach

'What pisses you off?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Your Wrestler Name Is...
Headhunter Grover the Giant What's Your Wrestler Name?
Your Luck Quotient: 67%
You have a high luck quotient.
More often than not, you've felt very lucky in your life.
You may be randomly lucky, but it's probably more than that.
Optimistic and open minded, you take advantage of all the luck that comes your way. How Lucky Are You?
Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 64%
You have a good chance of being a multimillionaire. Better than most people.
You simply have a natural knack for money and the personality for success. Will You Be a Multimillionaire?

Books:

heh goosebumps books...and the bible even though i never read it beginning to end
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

Heroes:

Jesus Christ...you may think its corny but i dont care so what do you think about that? hmmmm? what? yeah thats what i thought now sit down before i go biblical on you! hmmm i guess music-wise (not in any order) my heros are james hetfield-rhythm guitarist for metallica kirk hammet-lead guitarist for metallica marty friedman-guitarist dave mustaine-lead/rhythm/acoustic guitars and lead vocals for megadeth and jerry cantrell-lead/rhythm guitar for alice in chains uhhh my mom is definatly someone i look up to also
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Albino Assassin.
Where You Lived: Thailand.
How You Died: Suicide. Who Were You In a Past Life?
Your Birth Month is October
You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can.
Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.
Your soul reflects: Gratitude, comfort, and true love
Your gemstone: Tourmaline
Your flower: Cosmos
Your colors: White and yellow What Does Your Birth Month Mean?Why is there a flower when I am strong and powerful? I think the rock is strong and powerful but he doesn't have a lily garden.
David Scott Shelley's Aliases
Your movie star name: Ice Cream Otto
Your fashion designer name is David Ampsterdam
Your socialite name is Javid Miami
Your fly girl / guy name is D She
Your detective name is Dog Brewer
Your barfly name is Fruit Snacks Scmirnoff
Your soap opera name is Scott Perry
Your rock star name is Bottle Caps Cheetah
Your Star Wars name is Davcos Shejen
Your punk rock band name is The Bored Dildo The Amazing Meganame Generator

My Blog

Westworth

ok well incase any of you guys didnt know...i got the support manager job at westworth walmart...my first day i come in at 7 am and i cant clock in because they havent finished their end of my paper w...
Posted by David on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:00:00 PST

almost 1 year at wal-mart...

Sorry I am not here to talk about how "happy" I am to still be at Walmart... This blog has barely anything to do with Walmart (sorry Tommy) ;) So last night was the night satan wanted to mes...
Posted by David on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 08:53:00 PST

wow 6 months...

wow its been six months since ive done this...the end...not. that would be the worst blog ever... so im at my parents right now with jessica because God made squirrels.my day starts out with jessica s...
Posted by David on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:01:00 PST

the new job(s?)

so yeah i am now an auto technician at wal*mart...did you like that? instead of walmart or wal mart or possible wal-mart i did the little star thing that people use to correct themselves...wal*mart. w...
Posted by David on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 03:00:00 PST

college

ahhh frustration begins with college! life changes with college! and im trying to go to one out of state because no texas colleges appeal to me...my goal is to raise $3000 before march so if any of yo...
Posted by David on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:53:00 PST

Chain Letters

are chain letters a fad or something?this isn't something i understand.why would you wish bad luck onto someone for opening a stupid letter?and most these letters are about relationships.the jist of i...
Posted by David on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:51:00 PST

adding bands as friends to myspace...

kind of corny but i did it.i invited megadeth as a friend but if they view my myspace they will be kinda pissed.well atleast dave mustaine will be.for anyone who doesnt know dave mustaine was the orig...
Posted by David on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:50:00 PST

the mind of the person who writes blogs

well now i updated my mypace and i think it looks better then the old plain one.it would of been like this a long time ago if i only had a brain.like that picture of me playing bass?hair hanging out o...
Posted by David on Wed, 31 May 2006 03:29:00 PST

What I did on the day of 4/5/06

Woke up at 4 pm and went to Barnes and Noble to buy a friend a KJV bible.Dropped it off went to work(KFC)to see when I work again.Went to church and helped them practice a play at VBS.Came here and di...
Posted by David on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 08:22:00 PST