Get your hot nukes here!! |
Never mind we've come to the table for nuclear talks. You've seen we have the technology. The world has verified our successful test.
Sure, let Bush get the credit for our surrender.&...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:46:00 PST |
Been sending this letter to local businesses... |
Before I go any further, thank you for taking the time to read and respond to this letter. I am a registered nurse at University Hospital and frequent customer at your establishment. I have always b...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST |
progress |
So I've been sick with that same bug three weeks now. All my patients and staff are coughing, but on a good note, maybe my health is taking a turn for the better. The mucous is turning cle...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 06:20:00 PST |
Softcopy Jesus |
I've had this idea for a while. It's not feasible now, which is good because our species is still so arrogant, but it will be, so we better be ready.
I'm thinking a computer should run our count...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:33:00 PST |
Hug a jihadist :) |
People keep talking like the militant Muslims are the problem instead of just a symptom. Yeah, they're misguided. Yeah, they hate women and Jews and anyone who thinks different from them, ...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:19:00 PST |
Do not rejoice quite yet, my brothers... |
All over liberal America people are asking themselves these questions. Was it God's punishment or Satan calling him home? Did he somehow do it to himself? Is Ken Lay's death more sat...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 06:37:00 PST |
perception is reality |
I was talking to my girlfriend the other day about how the government ought to keep track of little kids in the gifted program after they get out of school. Once every couple of years or so, the...
Posted by Justin on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 06:26:00 PST |
Why the government should love non-Muslim dissidents |
When Zoe suggested I start a blog, I asked my girlfriend for her opinion. She thought I should do it, if anything, just to give me some other way to vent than cutting of...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 07:33:00 PST |
New Pre-Consumer Drug Tests - You must pass to shop! |
I went for a pre-employment drug test just now, which I had to have passed - I went without pot so long. Yet, after I left and was safely in my car, I stared at the empt...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:53:00 PST |
Why pro-lifers should suck my throbbing aching cock |
Pro-choice is pro-life and pro-life is pro-death. Fuck the pro-lifers. Listen, it's the opposite of what you think. Pro-lifers actually increase the number of abortions and pro-choic...
Posted by Justin on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 08:02:00 PST |
