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Rock[the]Lee

Exactly how many sticks of dynamite do you have to set off in your ears before your head clears?

About Me


The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. -Ezekiel 25:17
[My LiveJournal]

-I like to think of myself as a nice guy.
-I'm Samoan!!! (well,half technically) -I stand by my friends and my words.
-I live life as if Christ was planning on dropping in on us tomorrow; I want to make Him proud of me, not cry for me.
-I'm pretty easy to get along with. Just don't be startin' static.
-I teach.
-My hair's long and I like it that way.
-I have almost no reason to do so, but if need be I'll straight-up samurai yer' arse.
-I LOVE penguins. I even have one! (his name's Pooky)
-Alcohol's for the weak-minded.
-Drugs are for the even weaker-minded.
-Celibacy=HOT.
-I'm a proud gamer.
-Don't blame me for something you've done yourself.
-Respect is a big deal with me, so as long as we're on the same page there, there's no reason why we can't be friends.
-If I want something, I go for it with all my heart. I've (almost) never given up.
-I've done martial arts since I was a wee lad, which explains my conviction against outside chemicals.
-If you're having a bad day, let me know and I'll do my absolute best to make you smile. Even if I have to sing (but don't push it).
-I like movies.
-Enough reading.
-Just message me already!

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

You.

Music:

Tenacious D, MxPx, Thousand Foot Krutch, Showbread, Dizma, Linkin Park, System of a Down, MC Chris, Motorhead, Guns n' Roses, Haste the Day, Plain White Tees, Gavin DeGraw, Andy Hunter, Michael Jackson (the early stuff), Elvis, Prodigy, John Williams, Klaus Badelt, Yoko Konno, Spinal Tap, The Proclaimers, Akira Yamaoka, The Servant, Kow Otani,

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead The Nightmare Before Christmas Equilibrium Kung-Fu Hustle Battle Royale old school Godzilla movies The Protector Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Take the Lead Princess Mononoke Pokemon: The First Movie Spider-Man 1 & 2 Children of Men Hot Fuzz

Television:



Conan O'Brien, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Scrubs, Friends, Family Guy, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Afro Samurai, Paranoia Agent, Drawn Together, Gundam Wing, Futurama, Outlaw Star, Desert Punk, The Boondocks, South Park, Samurai Champloo, Robot Chicken.

Books:


Heroes:

For starters...
God- He's the one who always manages to guide me when absolutely NOTHING else can. I owe Him my life, and I will spend what time I have praising and loving Him. And man, that guy can dance something fierce!
My best buds, Josh and Zach. They are not merely friends-they are my brothers. Without them, I would be lost. They've brought me so many memories, adventures and hopes. They're my balance,my left and right pistols in a zombie-infested hicktown. Can't thank you two enough,but I'll still try,k?
Maggie and Charlotte-Your unconditional love, concern and selflessness are beyond impressive. You have traits slowly withering in this dying world. An unfair past for you both, but you managed to blossom in spite of it-bravo. You two are a ray of hope in a decaying world,and I wish you the best in all your endevours.
Tia and Jen-we've had a rocky childhood,as all brothers and sisters do. But,with all brother-sister relationships, we've found all the common ground we need to be the most unstoppable triplet of siblings to walk the earth. Megaphone,anyone?
To Mother and Father-I doubt you guys will ever read this...haha,but you deserve a whole page of praise alone. The dedication you two set to what you want is a constant inspiration. Sometimes you'll get caught up in your work and get crabby or don't spend much time with us, but the amount of work and effort you put into trying to give us a good life shows more love than you could ever say with words. And,of course...you friggin' raised me. Gotta thank you for that!
Jenece,Emily,Ken,Javi,both Stephanies and all other associated that I can't think of right now-You have all redefined the word "amazing". You are all miracles, and I'm lucky to have met just one of you. That night in the road is something I won't ever forget. Jenece's B-Day party is another for the history books,but listen to me ramble on like a schoolgirl...oops.
Finally,to all my beloved unnamed-You were meant for something huge. Something great. Don't EVER let someone tell you differently. And it may be to invent the next step up from electricity, or maybe it's to be a school nurse. It varies-but love it,and do it for all you're worth.
Never lie,cheat,steal or drink.
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My Blog

Holy War

I don't really care what religion you are, I'm not going to sit down and argue with you about who's right and who's wrong. Because if there's anything that all religions share, it's stubborness-someon...
Posted by Samoan Thunder on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:07:00 PST

Spider-Man 3: Worth Your Time?

Spider-Man 3Directed by Sam Raimi.Written by Alvin Sargent.Starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, Bryce Dallas Howard, James Cromwell, Rosemary Harris....
Posted by Samoan Thunder on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:03:00 PST

The Future of Spider-Man

Sony Pictures has already decided to make three more Spider-Man movies. As in a total of SIX. But that doesn't mean it'll be the same-Sam Raimi (the director of these three so far) says he might ...
Posted by Samoan Thunder on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:15:00 PST

Why does ANYONE have to be blamed?

Over 30 people were killed yesterday, and many of us don't know why. The most reliable source, the shooter, named Cho Seung-Hui, is lost. I'm reading a lot of bulletins that are cursing and ...
Posted by Samoan Thunder on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:30:00 PST

Why my sister is better than your sister

1. She's Samoan.2. She can dance.3. She can sing.4. She doesn't start anything, but she'll sure as hell end it.5. She's 14 and already more mature than most adults.6. She plays videogames.7. She says ...
Posted by Samoan Thunder on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:08:00 PST

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for TheatersWritten and directed by Matt Maiellaro, Dave Willis.Starring Matt Maiellaro, Dave Willis, Dana Snyder, Carey Means, Andy Merrill, Mike Schatz, Bruce...
Posted by Samoan Thunder on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 10:11:00 PST

Someone kill this man.

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3158653 This guy is making a movie called Postal, based off of a videogame. Recently, a clip of this movie leaked onto the Internet ("unintentionally") of a plane f...
Posted by Samoan Thunder on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:49:00 PST

Sour

I've got a bad taste in my mouth. Irony (not the writing tool, like it tastes of essence of iron). Tastes like blood, but I'm not bleeding. I'm sure of it, I've checked several times. A girl asked me...
Posted by Samoan Thunder on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:45:00 PST

Aquagate

Two men, Sean Stevens, 28, and Peter Berdovsky, 27, were arrested in Houston, TX. Stevens and Berdovsky were responsible for hanging up LED displays of characters from the popular Cartoon Network prog...
Posted by Samoan Thunder on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST

Are YOU a Hopeless Romantic?

Someone recently asked me what a hopeless romantic like me does in his spare time. I stopped and thought....what exactly IS a hopeless romantic?? Well... One of the most obvious tell-tale signs i...
Posted by Samoan Thunder on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:44:00 PST