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About Me

I have 5 guitars, that basically sums me up. I love Guitars, They are the greatest thing since chicksss. So yea basically I like metal. I hate emo. seriously.... NO EMO. peace |,,|FUCK ICP AND FUCK ANYONE WHO LIKES ICP. IF YOU LISTEN TO ICP, FUCK YOU, DO NOT TALK TO ME.
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante's Inferno Test
Name: Evan
Birthdate: 0ct 8 1990
Birthplace: slc
Current Location: slc
Eye Color: Eyes are brown, Full of shit
Hair Color: Browner
Height: 5'11"
Weight: About 130
Piercings: nope
Tatoos: Not YET
Overused Phraze: Lots and Lots of profanity
FAVORITES
Food: Chicken, Bacon, Sasauge, Meat in general
Candy: I dont like candy that much
Number: Who the fuck has a favorite number?
Color: Blacker than the blackest black times infinity
Animal: idk... How about Panthers? theyre pretty metal...
Drink: Sunny D and Grape Juice (not mixed)
Alcohol Drink: I dont poisen my body
Bagel: Poppy Seed
Letter: umm.... Do people have favorite letters?
Body Part on Opposite sex: Its ALL good..... ;)
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, represent
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wendys
Strawberry or Watermelon: Thats a tough one..... Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Tea = Bad
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate'
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee = Vomit Everywhere
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Cat
Rap or Punk: METAL!!!!!
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary, though not many movies are scary...
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever I damn please
Most Missed Memory: A Woman, naturally
Best phyiscal feature: Ive been told arms... idk though, not the face lol
First Thought Waking Up: .....more sleep is required......
Goal for this year: Play some damn gigs, record some damn songs
Best Friends: dont have many...... most people suck
Weakness: Women, Heavy Metal, Meat
Fears: Nothin scares me bitch, cept Death
Heritage: AMERICAN!!! *waves flag*
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: My body is clean
Ever Smoked: I do not poisen it
Pot: I get high off life
Ever been Drunk: Thats a negative chiefy
Ever been beaten up: nope
Ever beaten someone up: umm.... does it count when your in 3rd grade?
Ever Skinny Dipped: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Natural, Darker = Better, not important though
Short or Long: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Style: idk.... Not Annoying?
Looks or Personality: Both, Im Picky
Hot or Cute Both, " "
Drugs and Alcohol: Not a Chance
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular chicks are creepy... but so are annorexic ones....
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Not Alot.... I realize the consequences of my actions, therefore I make better decisions
What country do you want to Visit: Duetcheland
How do you want to Die: I Dont.
Been to the Mall Lately: Aint no guitar store at The Mall....
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: ... Not a "Freak"
Do you think your Attractive: Not Really lol
Believe in Yourself: MOST of the time
Want to go to College: meh...
Do you Smoke: Why would I kill my lungs, smell like shit, have yellow teeth, and be a slave to a stick?
Do you Drink: I think I covered this.....
Shower Daily: umm... I hope everyone does....
Been in Love: Twice
Do you Sing: Fuck no lol
Want to get Married: If its to someone I love
Do you want Children: Ofcourse, My goal is to produce offspring half as cool as me!
Have your future kids names planned out: Boy = Dante, Pheonix | Girl = idk....
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 18
Hate anyone: FUCK YEA!!!!! LOTS of people....
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or -

My Interests

Krumpin.... haha no, GUITARS, lifting weights, GUITARS, haky saky, Guitar Hero, badminton, GUITARS, heavy metal, frisbee, GUITARS, METAL, Starcraft

I'd like to meet:

I've already met Micheal Angelo Batio, it was sweet, and I already met DragonForce so....TRIVIUM!! Zakk Wylde, Randy Rhoads, Alexi Laiho, Dave Murray, Kirk Hammet, K.K Downing, Glen Tipton, Nelson Mandela, Hans Kirschi, Tony Iommi, Eddie V.H, Jon Schaffer, Alice Cooper, the list goes on...... and on.... EMOS, YOU SUCK, AND THIS IS WHY Because

Music:

MEGADETH, AMON AMARTH, TRIVIUM, All That Remains, Children of Bodom, Unearth, Galneryus, Shadows Fall, War of Ages, Manowar, Dragonforce, BFMV, 7th Son, Cream, Ramstein, Amon Amarth, Lamb of God, Into Eternity, Sonata Arctica, Nevermore, At The Gates, Sinergy, Dark Moor, Wolf, Wintersun, Kalmah, Iron Maiden, Skid Row, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath Ozzy, BLS, Megadeth, Danzig, Anthrax, the Zep, Aerosmith, Blue Oyster Cult, Quiet Riot, Cradle of Filth, Jimi Hendrex, Twisted Sister, Queen, Metal Church, Van Halen, Triumph, A7X, Motley Crue, God Forbid, Disturbed, Stratovarius, Whitesnake, The Who, Hammerfall, Dethklok, Rising Force, Blind Gaurdian, Symphony X, Manowar, Metallica, War of Ages........................................................ ...

Movies:

300, Children of Men, Babel, Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny, Cadilac Man, Little Miss Sunshine, The Descent, Nacho Libre, V for Vendetta, Beverly Hills Ninja, Troy, Mortal Kombat, Night at the Roxberry, The Crow, AVP, the first TMNT, Dodgeball, Lords of Dogtown, Identity, Quest for the Holy Grail, WAYNE'S WORLD, Jackass 1 & 2, THE DUDESONS!! Bill and Ted, The Omen(new), SPINAL TAP, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Three Amigos, Die Hard, Hostage, Mallrats, Metal: A Headbanger's Journey, BEST IN SHOW, Accepted, One Flew Over the Coockoo's Nest, LOTR, and probably some more...

Television:

X-Files, MXC, Justice, Prisonbreak, Futurama, MASH, Chappele's Show, A.T.H.F, Trading Spouses, Brak Show, Sealab 2021, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Taxi, King of the Hill, That 70's show, South Park, Rescue Me is pretty good, Nip Tuck is pretty good, SNL, Mad tv, In living Color, Metalocalypse!!!

Books:

Sound of the Beast, Dante's The Inferno, Beowulf, Anthem, That Mad Game, The Alphabet of Manliness

Heroes:

RANDY RHOADS, Seriosly, Randy Rhoads is my God. Syu, MKH, alot more great guitarists..... Oziel Zinho, Michael Angelo Batio, Dave Murray, Zakk Wylde, Willie Adler and Mark Morten, Dave Mustain, Alexi Laiho, Christopher Walken, Freddy Mercury, Chris Angel, Michael Amott, Swiskgar Swikgelf, Toki Wartooth, Robyn Shou (he played Lu Kang in the MK movies), Rob Halford, Jon Schaffer, Malmsteen, Michael Romeo, etc etc.....

My Blog

Judging People

THIS IS A FUCKING HATE RANT. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. So in my daily routine of grading papers in my T.A class, Ive learned a few things about the idiocy of American Teens Today. These papers that 10th gra...
Posted by Whole Lotta |,,| on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

Metal, what is it, and what does it mean to me? Here are the answers

Im sittin here watching a documentary on Metal, and I'm afraid I have to come to terms with some things. 1st off, it seems that MY definition of Metal, and bands I consider M...
Posted by Whole Lotta |,,| on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:17:00 PST

Further discussion on several things

People seem to be misunderstanding my rants. I will atempt to make my hate clearer. haha, and please ignore my spelling, I know I mispell words, so dont bother correcting me First off, just becau...
Posted by Whole Lotta |,,| on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:12:00 PST

Organized Religion.

In Commen Misconseptions, I hinted that I dislike Religion. I will no go into why. This is a long one.... Religion is different from Spiritualism. I have nothing agaisnt people's individual beliefs ab...
Posted by Whole Lotta |,,| on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:29:00 PST

Common Misconseptions

First off, I just want to say, this is a rant, so if your not prepared for that, then step-off. These are things that people often get confused about. 1. Fandango previews ARE NOT FUNNY. Fuck people w...
Posted by Whole Lotta |,,| on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:37:00 PST

Evan's thoughts on....Music

Hello there. i bet u wanna know how i feel about music! thats y u clicked to read this blog entitled, Evan's feelings on....Music. o i'll begin. Firstly, the only genres of Music that i HATE are as fo...
Posted by Whole Lotta |,,| on Thu, 11 May 2006 08:37:00 PST

Anoying bulletins

Why do people think that other people care about every fucking survey they fill out? i know i dont. who are these people who care what the hell is to your left right now? woopy fuckin do, ummmmm, ...
Posted by Whole Lotta |,,| on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 02:31:00 PST

THE MOST URGENT THING EVER, READ ENTIRELY

I figured that since i don't have anything important or meaningfull to say, ill just sit here and post blogs. afterall, thats what blogs are for. but see, even though i have nothing to do, i dont...
Posted by Whole Lotta |,,| on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:23:00 PST

Evan's Feelings on Food

I like food, i really do. but only the kind that tastes good. like bacon and pizza and chicken and other subcatagories of meats. except spam. fuck spam. i dont like vegi tables (except for corn) but i...
Posted by Whole Lotta |,,| on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 02:58:00 PST

Evan Realizes something.....

While right after i wrote that blog about god-damn lame ass HH (Hawthorne Heights) I realized that my hate and loud dissaproval is bordering on insanity. I do not understand how i can hate that one th...
Posted by Whole Lotta |,,| on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 02:52:00 PST