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About Me

I'm quiet 95 percent of the time I'm awake (I don't know how much noise I make when I sleep). 4 percent of the remaining 5, I'm probably drunk.. The other one, I'm probably required by my job to talk to somebody.... Yup, I don't normally talk.. No matter how much I really want to... I can't seem to get the words to come out....

My Interests

Music, Food and Alcohol...

I'd like to meet:

Meet?! Nobody! Fuck it, I wouldn't talk to them even if I did meet them...

Music:

Everything but country with any singing in it... Deicide, Frank Sinatra, Reel Big Fish, Atreyu, AFI, Rise Against, Wumpscut, Genitorturers, Himsa, Cannibal Corpse, Dean Martin, Otep, Allen Shelton, Juice, My Beautiful Secret, NoFX, Bleeding Through, Mussorgsky, Borodin, Morbid Angel, Guttermouth, Suburban Legends, Beethoven, Slayer, Anthrax, Twelve Step Rebels, D.R.I., Grover's Headache, Heaven Shall Burn, Acid Bath, Codename: Rocky, Napalm Death, Necromantix, Cradle of Filth, Millencolin, Oingo Boingo, Orb, Satyricon, Boy Sets Fire, X-Marks the Pedwalk, Deftones, Wu-Tang, Danzig, Bad Religion, Martyr A.D., Mephiskapheles, Wizo, Eire Og, Walls of Jericho, Tiger Army, Black Dahlia Murder, Tool, ICP, Velvet Acid Christ, Elvis, Billy Idol, Avenged Sevenfold, Vital Remains, Last Emperor, Misery Index, Easy E, Horrorpops, The Toasters, Snapcase, Lords of Acid, Earth Crisis, In Flames, Nurse With Wound, Aphex Twin, Flogging Molly.... everything...

Walls Of Jericho
A Trigger Full Of Promises

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Star Wars, Hellraiser, Naked Gun, Green Mile, Memento, Fight Club.... anything good.

Books:

Anything by Clive Barker, Stephen King, Homer, Dean Koontz, J.K. Rowling.. anything that is well written and will keep my interest.

Heroes:

The Iron Chefs, Randy West, Ron Jeremy, Alex Webster, Glen Benton and shitloads of other people that are better than I am

My Blog

We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt, but how we survive, is what makes us who we are...

Let it go, just forget how you feel. Turn your feelings off. Ignore the pain inside of you. It doesn't matter anyway. Never understood by others. Couldn't possibly understand yourself.Close your mouth...
Posted by Chef on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:57:00 PST

It breaks my heart to know the only reason you are here is a reminder of what I'll never have..

Without a light or star to follow.How long could I continue to swimin the right direction without being lost forever in this darkness.Slowly swallowing my life down in the depths.Forgetting forever th...
Posted by Chef on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:47:00 PST

I'd purify the world with one primal scream, but no one would listen..

Oh the fear, the hatred, the loneliness, the suffering... Such sweet suffering. Looking around at all the perfect, beautifully acceptable people, I've come to understand what I'm not. With all their a...
Posted by Chef on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 12:33:00 PST

World of sickness, blessed are we to taste this life of sin..

Holy Christ on a stripper pole Batman! I'm getting sick. I used to never get sick.... This makes it like two times in a year or some crazy shit. That's no good. Before I got sick last time, ...
Posted by Chef on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 12:14:00 PST

..In a moment or two I realize that this sphere upon which we reside is asleep on its feet....

And now for some completely random bullshit..... I've heard that going to the movies alone is a sign that you are a major loser and have no life. I just got back from the movies... Went by myself and...
Posted by Chef on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:19:00 PST

..Another day in quicksand, still feel close to nowhere, I hope this is the right way..

Damn, it's been a while since I've posted anything on here.... Guess I haven't been thoughtful enough. Or drunk enough. Or bored enough. Or some shit. Well, that's alright, 'cause here I am....
Posted by Chef on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:08:00 PST

Something has kept me here too long, but you can't leave me if I'm already gone....

So according to the responses I received from the question asked in my bulletin, there's little that I should change about myself.... Other than the fact that I shouldn't ride motorcycles like a ...
Posted by Chef on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 01:26:00 PST

There's no excuse for violence against nature or for the innocent to be killed..

So, there I was! Going through my old shirts that I've had packed up for years... Only broke them out recently because I moved. I found all kinds of cool shit. The one I'm wearing now I haven't worn i...
Posted by Chef on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 02:15:00 PST

I've got skillz Yo, I'm the contender, I'll rock your body 'till the mutha fuckin' roof come in

So yep... I'm in Newport right now. Livin' it up all hardcore beach bum style.. minus the no job havin', cannibis smoking, no shower taking, surfing every day, no place to stay parts... I'm starting t...
Posted by Chef on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 02:34:00 PST

..A life once full, now an empty vase. Wilt the blossoms on his early grave..

Today would have been my Dad's birthday... Seven days from now is the anniversary of his death. He'll have been dead eight years on the fifteenth. I miss him. Of every loss, his was most certainly the...
Posted by Chef on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST