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About Me

My name is jake... i was fired form a beer brewery bottles 10,000 bottles of beer a day...i drink 45 off the line and im the asshole. I dont get it. Anyways,now im a volunteer firefighter here in my hometown. I also work at a factory called cobasys, which makes batteries for hybrid cars, and i dont work right now at the YMCA in 'boro where i used watch kindergardeners and tie shoes. I have a Beautiful girlfriend whose name is Amanda. Shes is the best thing that happened to me. That will be all. As it turns out, Jake Warren is aroused by ...
Lime green shag carpets
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Wearing your pants at groin level with no underwear
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What animal-spirit lives inside of you?

Wolf
Inside of you, the spirit of the wolf is sleeping.The wolf is a lonesome traveler in the lonely prairies, the deep woods and the never-ending deserts of ice and snow of the Rocky Mountains, Alaska,the North pole and so on...The wolf is fine with being on his own and managing his days.So are you.But be aware of, that wolves also live in groups often , to support each other and to defend against their enemies with greater success.
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My Interests

Well i have a few things that intrest me. I like to play sports, mostly soccer and football. Me and my friends invested in some boxing gloves but im a lover not a fighter baby. Theres not much more except i used to be a band nerd, but those days are behind me now since i graduated. Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1967 Shelby GT 500
You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.

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I'd like to meet:

um..probably people... people are good to meet... you know... hang out... all that good stuff.

Music:

I pretty much listen to everything, except rap,my personal opinion is that it sucks.

Movies:

My altime favorite is prolly Super Troopers. But here lately ive seen some good ones. Blades of Glory, 300, and Beerfest. I believe all of mankind should see those flicks.

Television:

Welp, i like King of the Hill, The Simpsons, and GAC. But ill watch anything if i get bored enough.

Books:

I dont know many people that would read books for fun, i havent really read a book since high school.

Heroes:

The men and women that serve this country and all the cities in it.

My Blog

stole from jarrod...i thought it was funny

Finally , the guys' side of the story.( I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear"the rules "From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note.. these...
Posted by Mr. Ohio on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:10:00 PST

yay for freakin updates... 9/25

welp...here it goes. 9/24- got in an accident and wrecked my truck... it happened while i was drivin to class... prolly close to $3k worth of damage... my insurance just went down...now its goin back ...
Posted by Mr. Ohio on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 06:40:00 PST

the big question

In life stuff happens. this i understand. but how can people that you would do anything for just turn their back on you, especially when you did nothin to deserve it. i know im not perfect, and my shi...
Posted by Mr. Ohio on Thu, 31 May 2007 06:51:00 PST

Cast vs. Crew

everyone else posted one so i want to. i like pie... you like pie... see were not so different you and i.
Posted by Mr. Ohio on Sat, 12 May 2007 02:32:00 PST

new truck

hey i got a new truck on 11-25... but i forgot to post it... but its a black 05 F-150 extended cab 4x4....so it pretty much is the best thing ever
Posted by Mr. Ohio on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:44:00 PST

The crocodile hunter

i am gonna put together a group of people to go and kill the stingray that tragicly killed the crocodile hunter formally known as steve irwin. if you wanna join me in the dive/hunt let me know..itll c...
Posted by Mr. Ohio on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:09:00 PST

BASS PRO WISDOM

You know how most parents say to date around and get a lot of boyfriends or girlfriends. Well a very smart lady from bass pro told me and hoffman somethin different... so i prepared a jazzed up story ...
Posted by Mr. Ohio on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:55:00 PST

one more reason women shouldnt drive

day after mothers day i am awakened by my car alarm goin off. so i thought some douchebag was tryin to break into it... needless to say i was already pissed. i threw on a shirt and shoes and bolted ou...
Posted by Mr. Ohio on Fri, 19 May 2006 11:33:00 PST

my phone

welp... my phone pissed me off today so i punched it a few times... so now the screen is broke. i can still see who calls on the front screen but i cant read the text messages.. so the point is to cal...
Posted by Mr. Ohio on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:01:00 PST

309 and friends

who here thinks we should change hoffmans name.. he doesnt want to be llama anymore... if we should change it or keep it the same let me know...that means comment will also accept ideas for new...
Posted by Mr. Ohio on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 02:38:00 PST