Choking on cigarette smoke,(other peoples now!) guzzling beer, sniffing panties
I'd like to meet:
Hot Hoes that want to do me!!
Music:
almost anything except Loretta Lynn type country
Television:
Football, Survivor, Earl, Discovery channel, ect.
Books:
WHAT???...WHY READ WHEN YOU CAN SEE IT ON TV
Heroes:
THIS GUY!!!..
TIME STARTED: 1:27
FULL NAME: Clair E. Long
BIRTHDAY: 10/26/ er 64
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?: Gators and shaarks...only when at their place
YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?: yeah
YOUR PERFECT MAN/WOMAN: 18-80 blind, cripple, or crazy
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: left some pretty nasty farts
YOUR FUTURE KIDS' NAMES: haven't met them yet!
SIBLINGS: 3, I'm the best looking one
YOU EVER HATED ANY PERSON IN YOUR FAMILY? No
...........................FAVOURITE........................
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DINNER: Steak or Shrimp
VEGETABLE: Potato
FASTFOOD: Arby's
MEAT: Steak
CANDY: Starburst...thanks Joe
BEVERAGE: Diet Coke
MOVIE: Pulp Fiction
PLACE TO VISIT: Hawaii
JEWELLERY: Clit ring
SPORT: Football
NUMBER: 26
ANIMAL: Dogs
BRAND OF SHOES: Who GAF?
PERFUME/COLOGNE: Aspen, Laugerfeld
SUBJECT: In school??? Art
..........................HAVE YOU............................................
LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? Everyday
RAN AWAY FROM HOME?: Yep
BROKEN A BONE? A toe
SKINNY-DIPPED?: Yep
PLAYED STRIP POKER?: Yep
PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE?: No...let's play
FLASHED SOMEONE?: Many times
MOONED SOMEONE?: Many times
BEEN IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT?: Not in a long time, but used to
RODE IN A POLICE CAR?: Yes, recently I might add
BEEN ON A PLANE?: Yep
COME CLOSE TO DYING?: Thought so,choked on a peach...shouldn't have tried to put it all in my mouth at once
SLEPT WITH YOUR BEST MATE'S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Tried, it's ok...he put me up to it,
BEEN IN A SAUNA?: Yep
...............WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT........................
ABORTION?: Pros and Cons
COUNTRY MUSIC?: Let's not.
CLASSICAL MUSIC?: Better be a good fucking reason!!
OLDIES?: Sometimes
AEROPLANES?: What? Like Jefferson Air[lane? They're cool!
.........................WHAT IS................................................
YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM?: Left hand on Penis
WORST SONG U EVER HEARD?: Anything Fantasia sings
YOUR BEDROOM LIKE?: Quiet
YOUR SECRET CRUSH?: I love all the Hoes!!!!!
YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSIONS?: Russel, you know, the one eyed wonder muscle!
.......................ARE YOU A...............................................
VEGETARIAN?: Nope
GOOD STUDENT?: Student of what? Probably am!!
GOOD AT SPORTS?: No but tried.
GOOD ACTOR/ACTRESS?: Yep
DEEPSLEEPER?: Depends on what I did before going to bed
..............HAVE YOU EVER HAD....................................
BLOODY NOSE?: Yep
SOMEONE BESIDES YOUR FAMILY SAY THEY LOVE YOU?: Yep
SOMEONE PUNCH YOU?: No one that lived...thanks Spanky
.....................DO YOU.....................................................
LIKE PICNICS?: Yep
ENJOY SHOPPING?: No
GO TO A HANSON CONCERT IF YOU HAD A FREE TICKET?: I'd give them to Frank and Musser
GET ANYTHING PIERCED?: Get or Got? Get-no, got-yeah
IF YOU WERE STUCK ON AN ISLAND, WHICH PERSON WOULD YOU WANT WITH YOU? : I'd like to say a hot chick, but a better answe would be some native who can hunt and fish.
YOUR HOUSE WAS ON FIRE,WHAT 2 THINGS WOULD U COLLECT? : Dog and rat, fuck everything else!
IF SOMEONE OFFERED YOU A SMALL PART IN A MOVIE WOULD YOU ACCEPT IT?: Sure
WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?: Make one up and I'll go by it for awhile
TIME FINISHED: 1:50
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