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SHE-BANGER

Quick, some one put me back on my stool and buy me another beer!

About Me

FREEDOM!!!!! WELL, KINDA..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: RYAN THOMAS PATRICK CAHILL
Birthday: 8-5-82
Birthplace: PHILLY
Current Location: LANCASTER
Eye Color: DARK BROWN
Hair Color: DARK BROWN/SILVER/ORANGE
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: IRISHER MOSTLY
The Shoes You Wore Today: THE KIND W/ LACES
Your Weakness: DOES SUPERMAN TELL EVERYONE ABOUT KRYPTONITE?
Your Fears: SUPERMAN
Your Perfect Pizza: 3 DAY OLD ON THE STOVE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: BECOME A BETTER MUSICIAN
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: TOK
Thoughts First Waking Up: RHAAA!!! DIE!! SMASH!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: MY PENIS
Your Bedtime: ?
Your Most Missed Memory: TIME WITH MY DAD
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: DOESNT MATTER, EITHER ONE GIVES ME THE SHITS
Single or Group Dates: WHATS A DATE?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: TURKEY HILL
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE
Do you Smoke: YEAH
Do you Swear: FUCK NO
Do you Sing: YEAH
Do you Shower Daily: YUP
Have you Been in Love: UNFORTUNETLY
Do you want to go to College: NOPE
Do you want to get Married: AGAIN? NOT SO MUCH.
Do you belive in yourself: NOPE
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOT REALLY
Do you think you are Attractive: I AM GOD DAMN GORGEOUS
Are you a Health Freak: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOVE 'EM
Do you play an Instrument: A COUPLE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: WHATS ALCOHOL?
In the past month have you Smoked: YUP
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NOT SURE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: NO
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: YES. I ATE A WHOLE FUCKING BOX OF OREOS TO MY FUCKING SELF.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: YEAH
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: JUST HEARTS
Ever been Drunk: FUCK OFF
Ever been called a Tease: NO
Ever been Beaten up: YEAH
Ever Shoplifted: YEAH
How do you want to Die: FIGHTING A BEAR
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: FULL TIME MUSICIAN
What country would you most like to Visit: IRELAND
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLUE OR DARK BROWN
Favourite Hair Color: RED
Short or Long Hair: DEPENDS
Height: BETWEEN 5'3 AND 5'10 MAYBE
Weight: UHAHNUL
Best Clothing Style: ANYTHING THIN W/ NO UNDERWEAR
Number of Drugs I have taken: BWHAHAHAHAHA(BREATHS DEEPLY)HAHAHAHA!!!
Number of CDs I own: ?
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: TOO MANY
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

My Interests

MAKING MUSIC IS WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY. ITS SOMETHING I'VE BEEN DOING FOR ABOUT HALF MY LIFE. I LOVE BEING ABLE TO FEEL SOMETHING INSIDE OF YOURSELF AND THEN MAKE IT INTO SOMETHING TANGIBLE. I ALSO COLLECT THINGS. KNIVES AND SWORDS, AXES. I ALSO HAVE A COLLECTION OF JUST WEIRD SHIT. SOME OF MY FATHERS TEETH THAT HE PULLED HIMSELF, MY DAUGHTERS BELLY BUTTON A LIZARDS TAIL, SHIT LIKE THAT...ITS MY MOJO JAR. BACK OFF.
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I'd like to meet:

Dubbya. WHAM!!! Right in the teeth.
You're 65% Irish
You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland.
(And if you're not, you should be!) How Irish Are You?

RYAN THOMAS CAHILL's Aliases


Your movie star name: BEER CRAZY
Your fashion designer name is RYAN CORK
Your socialite name is MOEGLI PHILLY
Your fly girl / guy name is R CAH
Your detective name is BOAR PENN MANOR
Your barfly name is CHEEZ-IT WHISKEY
Your soap opera name is THOMAS ST FRANCIS WAY
Your rock star name is TWIX MYWANG
Your star wars name is RYAjui CAHtul
Your punk rock band name is The YEAH PENIS The Amazing Meganame Generator

Music:

I HATE IT.

Movies:

BRAVEHEART, BOONDOCK SAINTS, THE DEPARTED, SNATCH, LEGENDS OF THE FALL, TROY, 300, FIGHT CLUB.....BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Television:

THAT FUCKING SHOW LOST HAS ME HOOKED. I JUMPED ON THE HEROS BANDWAGON WHILE I WAS INCARERATED, SUE ME.

Books:

LOTS OF.

Heroes:

My drunken bastard dead father, John Bonham, Kieth Moon, Dave Grohl, Gene Kruppa, Joey Jordison.