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.jordan.

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About Me


.my name is jordan.
.i am from seattle.
.it is my home.
.i love it.
i don't like alot of people.
.if i like you, you already know.
.same goes for when i don't.
.traditional tattoos.
.i am an alcoholic.
.my favorite word is "poop".
.deal with it.
.i am sarcastic.
.i am dry.
.most people don't get me.
.i listen to anything that doesn't suck.
.i am right.
.you are wrong.
.i am pretty.
.you might be too.
.we will see.
.saddle up thundercunts.
.sometimes it's like this.
Befo' I came up in the game these hoes didn't show no love
They see me in the club and used to treat me like a scrub
They wouldn't holla cause my dollars wasn't swoll enough
I bet they change they mind when them 80 4's come rollin up
They see that I'm a star, now they wanna sit in my car
Now they wanna count my G's, smoke my weed and sip my bar now
They used to love to me diss me, now they rush to hug and kiss me now
They tellin all they friends when I leave how they miss me now
2 8 1, 3 3 0, eight zero zero 4
Hit Mike Jones up on the low cause Mike Jones about to blow
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was here, shea
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was here, shea
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was here, shea - because
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me"
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me - I SAID"
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me"
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me - I SAID"
I remember back den, most of them hoes couldn't stand me
But now them same hoes beggin me to pull down they panties
couple of 'em said I was cute but I was just too chubby
Same size a year later the same hoes wanna fuck me
Because they see me paid, pimpin pens, workin my jelly
And I ain't trippin cause my pockets stick out mo' than my belly
They know I'm paid, livin laid in the shade
slabs in the Escalade with fo' or five estates
Then know that I got it made, I'm a motherfuckin baller
She would want a nigga now but I ain't got no time to call her
I'ma stall her like she stalled me, now she tryin to call me
Bitch I'ma dog yo' whole ass like you dogged me
I'm Mike Jones, don't act like you don't know the name
Ain't nuttin changed but my change, I'ma stay the same
I'm Mike Jones, don't act like you don't know the name
Ain't nuttin changed but my change, I'ma stay the same
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me"
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me - I SAID"
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me"
"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me - I SAID"
Befo' my paper came, befo' I got my fame
These hoes that's poppin on me now didn't even know my name
They said my flow was lame, they said I had no game
I told 'em all I was fin' to blow they thought I was insane
But then my name started blowin up quick, now they jumpin on my dick
Cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
But then my name started blowin up quick, now they jumpin on my dick
Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick

My Interests

.tattoos.
.piercings.
.whiskey.
.pabst blue ribbon.
.metal.
.gangster rap.
.grillz.
.brass knuckles.
.switch blades.
.70's & 80's music.
.dance music.
.80's movies.
.art.
.drinking.
.booger sculpting.
.chinese calligraphy.
.kangaroo anatomy.
.masterbation.

I'd like to meet:

.jesus.
.sailor jerry.
.nikki sixx.
.the guy who invented the thigh master.

.kids.
.if you dont know who this is.
.then you should be hit over the head.
.with a tack hammer.
.because you are a retard.
.so dont hate.

.dont hate.

.He is all that is man.

- dundundunweeeeee

say "hi"
send hate mail
or go fuck yourself
either way
i stay fly

Music:



7 angels 7 plagues
30 seconds to mars
36 crazy fists
a life once lost
a static lullaby
a thorn for every heart
afi
the acacia strain
the academy is
acceptance
aesop rock
the agony scene
alexisonfire
all shall perish
amber sky
anberlin
and the hero fails
armor for sleep
as blood runs black
as cities burn
as i lay dying
ashlee simpson
at the drive-in
atmosphere
the audition
august burns red
bear vs shark
beastie boys
beloved (US)
between the buried and me
the black dahlia murder
the bled
bleed the dream
bleeding through
blessed by a broken heart
the blood brothers
book of black earth
boys night out
brand new
the bravery
capital tragedy
cattle decapitation
the chariot
children of bodom
chiodos
circa survive
the classic struggle
coheed & cambria
comeback kid
the concubine
converge
cursive
cypress hill
darkest hour
the darkness
dead poetic
dead to fall
death cab for cutie
def lepard
the dillinger escape plan
drop dead, gorgeous
dragon force
dream evil
eighteen visions
elysia
emanuel
emery
every time i die
eydea & abilities
the faint
the fall of troy
fall out boy
fallenday
fear before the march of flames
from a second story window
from autumn to ashes
from first to last
funeral for a friend
glassjaw
guns n' roses
gwen stefani
haste the day
he is legend
head automatica
heavy heavy low low
hellogoodbye
hercandane
hopesfall
horse the band
hot hot heat
i am ghost
i killed the prom queen
in fair verona
in flames
it dies today
job for a cowboy
justin timberlake
killswitch engage
lamb of god
lorene drive
mae
the mars volta
matchbook romance
mayday parade
mike jones
minus the bear
misery signals
motley crue
muse
nodes of ranvier
no hollywood ending
norma jean
panic! at the disco
parkway drive
peaches
pelican
plain white t's
poison the well
postal service
pretty girls make graves
the receiving end of sirens
refused
remembering never
saosin
scary kids scaring kids
senses fail
sinai beach
slayer
snow patrol
the sounds of animals fighting
still remains
straylight run
suffokate
taking back sunday
terror
these arms are snakes
thrice
thriller
throne for fire
through the eyes of the dead
throwdown
thursday
underoath
underminded
unearth
vendetta red
waking the cadaver
warrant
zao

Movies:



the nightmare before christmas
the corpse bride
edward scissor hands
sleepy hollow
charlie and the chocolate factory
beetlejuice
sweeny todd

Television:

.dexter.
&
.shark week.

Books:

.just one.
.motley crue: the dirt

Heroes:

.joel.
.cody.
.my brothers are my life.
.my only family.

.toby.
.it was a good run.
.you will be missed my little buddy.
.thank you for saving my life.

.kirill.
.you are a true friend.
.one of the most caring people i know.
.and way cuter than me passed out.
.ha ha ha.

.jess.
.you get me.
.i get you.
.east coast niggas.
.very soon.

.nikki sixx.
.my inspiration.
.my hero.
.thank you.
.for giving me the passion for music.

.dexter morgan.
.the coolest fucking dude alive.
.except he is fictional.
.bummer.

.ren's boobs.
.amazing.
.girls jump on that boat.

.joey.
.my best friend.
.i love you.

My Blog

proverbs

but it all seems to be the same shit not really feeling down or anything just am not happy its wierd i am content in this feeling but at the same time i would do anything for it to change being torn b...
Posted by .jordan. on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:49:00 PST

.nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks. pt 5

it was monday morning and i was being urgently woke up by a very determined joey... we should have been on the road an hour ago... oh well... i can make him go away for a couple of more minutes... lay...
Posted by .jordan. on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:21:00 PST

.bury your head. pt 4

waking up to a day where existance means nothing... the suns rays beating us as if we where the bastard children of its broken home... vacancy surrounds my thoughts... my feelings... everything makes ...
Posted by .jordan. on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:19:00 PST

.cherished. pt 3

the girls where fuckin shocked...  they just had to take a moment to take it all in... nothing was said... we just looked at eachother... "ummmmm i'm not feeling shit" mr meth is so accustomed to...
Posted by .jordan. on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:17:00 PST

.he laid emeralds in her eyes. pt 2

the night ended with us all running around until the wee hours of the morning... watching television in our perspective beds... info-mercials burned up the screen as the painful hues of blue light beg...
Posted by .jordan. on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:13:00 PST

.do you think i am pretty. pt 1

it all started on the first weekend of march... it was a gorgeous washington spring day... the sky was clear and a vibrant blue... and i was driving down to meet joey at 1 when he got off work... we w...
Posted by .jordan. on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:10:00 PST