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Knife the Glitter (3 NEW SONGS UP)

Better than the name suggests....we swear.

About Me

Dear Friends, Foes, or People that are just on the fence.
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&n bsp So you're sitting there asking yourself, "Knife the Glitter? Thats really their band name?" "Are they trying to be tough guys or something, or do they like really hate that Mariah Carey movie?"
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&n bsp Well yeah, no one likes that train-wreck of a movie. It’s been downhill since 95' Mariah…give it a break...but that's beside the point. We are Knife the Glitter; we probably have one of the worst band names ever, it was a good idea for about 2 weeks. Just like how you thought it was cool to wear those oversized Jnco jeans in 8th grade. So now we're stuck with it just like you're stuck with all those jeans that probably fit a little bit better now…tubby.
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&n bsp We try not to take ourselves too serious, except when writing our hot licks...and we’re not even so sure about that sometimes. This tends to carry over to our live show as well. Booty shakin’, grimace makin’, heart breakin’, and other general tom foolery is how we roll...and WE ROLL DEEP SON. Just like back in college, we do a lot of experimentation when it comes to trying new things… sometimes thatincludes our sound. Rhythms? Time signatures? Grooves?... yeah we got ‘em, sometimes simple, sometimes not so simple...just like making that first move on that cute girl from your Biology class.
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&n bsp All in all, we enjoy what we do. Hopefully, you do as well… otherwise you just wasted five minutes of your life reading this. So that's us, take it or leave it…just don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Sincerely,
&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&n bsp Knife The Glitter
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Our EP - "Breakfast Time"
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Ryan Newchok
3 Greentree Rd, Columbia NJ 07832
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Hear what some people had to say about it...
"Knife The Glitter’s EP released in 2006, Breakfast Time, features a sound comparable to Psyopus as spastic hardcore meets metal. They achieve this sound quite well, going beyond their contemporaries in almost all aspects (including Psyopus). One listen to Gargle Clamp, however, the new demo featured on Knife The Glitter’s Myspace page, will conjure up immediate comparisons to Fear Before The March of Flames’ Art Damage. However, as the song progresses, one realizes there is so much more to this band. Knife The Glitter is truly onto something great, displaying maturity in both sound and songwriting that extends far beyond a band with only one EP."
-Decoymusic.com
"More awesome then a lightning bolt to the face." - Zeus
"I put it on my ipod when i'm hunting down Han Solo, it really gets me pumped!" - Boba Fett
"Whats a Knife the Glitter?!" - Jesus
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Member Since: 6/12/2004
Band Website: myspace.com/knifetheglitter
Band Members:Joe "The Mighty" - vocals - AIM=Joecap17

Eli "The Centaur" - drums - AIM=mojotfb

Ryan of the Tree People - bass - AIM=pstencilcrew00

Kevin of the Hairy Feet - guitar - AIM = thegreatjesus0

Booking:
Myspace messages are fine.

All other inquires:
Ryan - 201-874-9037
3 greentree rd
columbia, nj 07832
Influences: Madonna, Kid N' Play...just them
Record Label: ---looking for one
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Lyrics to Breakfast Time

Baker's DozenMr. Doorstop, don't stop me now! Mrs. Doorknob would like a word with you!"Look how she twists and turns!"Images I've burnedSolving the jumble. Why does this cookie crumble? Crosswords...
Posted by Knife the Glitter (3 NEW SONGS UP) on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 09:27:00 PST

a massive conflagration

Hey friends. Heres some funny pictures from our band practice this weekend. During practice, my(ryan) dad decided to burn a HUGE pile of brush, so we took a break. (the fire dying down) ...
Posted by Knife the Glitter (3 NEW SONGS UP) on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:24:00 PST

We have a new singer suckas!

His name is joe, go say hi....or youll get herpes...maybe www.myspace.com/joecapra we will be playing shows soon, expect things to be different...but better. so deal with it. or get herpes...maybe. &n...
Posted by Knife the Glitter (3 NEW SONGS UP) on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 08:03:00 PST

News News/Still Searching for vocalist!

Hey everyone just letting you know we are still alive here. Not to much news really, just taking this time to write some stuff and search for a new singer. As far as our EP goes..well..itll be done...
Posted by Knife the Glitter (3 NEW SONGS UP) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new vocalist search

Hey everybody, click here for information about our vocalist search, including rough instrumental mp3s.
Posted by Knife the Glitter (3 NEW SONGS UP) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

READ THIS

yes, its true, we are now looking for a new singer. we're not going to get into any details because its unnecessary and there's no need for any negativity from any of us or anyone else. to anyone wh...
Posted by Knife the Glitter (3 NEW SONGS UP) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

KTG signed to a record label??????

thats right ladies and gentlemen, we are now part of the venge records famly. dont believe me???? go see for yourself...jerko el venge discos love always ktg and now for some gay porn... ...
Posted by Knife the Glitter (3 NEW SONGS UP) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We Need ART...

we need art for our new ep. please help with some ideas or work of your own.
Posted by Knife the Glitter (3 NEW SONGS UP) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blog..

blog, what a gay word.
Posted by Knife the Glitter (3 NEW SONGS UP) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST