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Zach

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About Me

I believe that we are our own best judges. I tend to think what I say, and say what I think. My name is Zach. If you didnt know that prior to reading my profile, thats fucking creepy. Anywayyyyyyyyyyys I am a passionate individual. I pride myself on being my own person... I do not follow the social trends, and I do what will allow me to look myself in the mirror at the end of the day and feel good about myself. I know a lot of people say this, but I really do have the best family and friends anyone can ask for. Sometimes it is easy to take for granted, but as I grow up and mature it is something that becomes more and more lucid each passing day. I am not perfect, but I try to be the best that I can be. Whether this is a flaw or a gift I don't know, but if I am into something, I am not a fan of giving up on it. I like to see things to the end. I have a myriad of passions, and I think this is a positive as I can relate to a lot of different types of people. I am a huge baseball fan (Sox fan from NY!) My claim to fame is that I am the youngest certified baseball umpire in the history of New York State. I am also passionate about folkstyle wrestling, fitness/nutrition, psychology and parapsychology, politics (liberal and proud). I rarely drink alchohol, you can tell me this is "gay" or "pussy" I honestly don't give a shit I do what I want with my body and Ill never tell you how to use yours. Overall I would characterize myself as a good, honest, REAL person. I learned a long time ago, you cannot change anyone, they will be there own person and you can choose to associate or dissociate. With that being said, I demand truthfullness and loyalty from anyone I will spend time with. Really other than that dont be a complete jackass or a douche bag and we'll get along great!!!My sn is espnradio660 on aim, feel free to im me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: You already know this
Birthday: 12/26/85
Birthplace: Mt. Kisco, NY
Current Location: My room
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10''
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: russian, irish, english, some other shit
The Shoes You Wore Today: umm
Your Weakness: idk my penis is too big
Your Fears: pancakes, my 5th grade teachers hairy chest
Your Perfect Pizza: from NY
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: set the world record for pinball score, learn mandarin chinese, how to microwave a hotdog, how to tie my shoes and some other shit
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey... yo.... whatsup... nmu....nm
Thoughts First Waking Up: Try to remember my dreams I keep a log
Your Best Physical Feature: idk
Your Bedtime: way too late
Your Most Missed Memory: being intimate with my kingergarten teacher during recess.... oh miss brown, i was in love
Pepsi or Coke: no to soda
McDonalds or Burger King: if i haddddddddd to say, mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single, you get more ass on them
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: if this is about women, vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: never drank either
Do you Smoke: i dont smoke ciggs
Do you Swear: no, never.
Do you Sing: fuck ya man... oh shit i cursed, crap.
Do you Shower Daily: nah once a week
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: not really
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes i do thats how i can fucking make fun of myself. oh fuck i told you i dont curse.
Do you get Motion Sickness: fuck yea man
Do you think you are Attractive: I have a nice body and I am easy to talk to and I respect women, so yes.
Are you a Health Freak: Yes
Do you get along with your Parents: eeeeya kind
Do you like Thunderstorms: weather channel rocks
Do you play an Instrument: ya tuba
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: couple of beers
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: idk
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes and i got fucked for free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ya i had to go shopppppppppping ROFLMAO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Who hasnt
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i like my shit cooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: ponys
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes actually, I deserved it too.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I think whoever made this profile should make weather appropriate ones.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: couple girls virginitys thats it
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: actually yea lol but i wasnt trying to i was just in the middle of a video game and being sarcastic
Ever been Beaten up: yo yos are fun
Ever Shoplifted: they really are
How do you want to Die: This is a fucked up question
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Netherlands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: color idc, style i do
Short or Long Hair: longer is preferable but im not shallow
Height: shorter than me
Weight: weight doesnt matter, its body comp.
Best Clothing Style: I dont judge others because I dont want to be judged.
Number of Drugs I have taken: couple
Number of CDs I own: none
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 80
Number of things in my Past I Regret: one thing that i can think of at 6 45 am.
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My Interests

MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS, baseball, most sports, fitness and nutrition, reading, good movies, psychology, parapsychology, sexual intercourse, receiving blowjobs, food, food, food, first amendment, the 2nd amendment (exception to my liberalism), music, psychonautics, the internet, sports video games, indigo children.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone intelligent, worthwhile, ambitious. Anyone who is able to expand my horizons, and broaden my perceptions of reality. Anyone who can make me laugh, laughing is quite theraputic.Oh and I am a huge fan of intelligent girls. Looks do matter to me with girls. I am not "shallow", but I like to maintain a high standard for myself. However regardless of looks, I get bored of girls who I don't feel chemistry with very quickly. Intelligence goes a long way in my book to developing that and I know some day Ill find the right one, so I am by no means in any rush to find you now. You're only 21 once.

Music:

Linkin Park, Nirvana, Greenday, Everclear, Eminem, u2, Limp Bizkit, Beethoven, Bon Jovi, Lynard Skynard, Metaliica, Papa Roach, Blink 182, Sum 41, Eve 6, Box Car Racer, New Found Glory, Incubus, Weezer, Yellowcard, electronica, ice cream truck music

Movies:

First five ranked. 1. Good Will Hunting, 2. American History X 3. Field of Dreams,4. A Beautiful Mind, 5. Contact Fight club, Wonderland, Oceans 11, Any Given Sunday, Borat, The Departed, Insomniac, Man on Fire, the People Vs. Larry Flynt, Matchstick Men, Ali, The Rookie, All the Major Leagues, the Natural, Bad News Bears, . I got so many its hard to remember ... Anything with good acting (Pacino, Denzel, Crowe, Hanks etc.)

Television:

sports, curb your enthuism, ali g, southpark, entourage, that woman who is like 123 and talks about sex bc its funny!

Books:

Last Night of the Yankees Dynasty, Inside Baseball, Dan Gable biography. Game of Shadows, Black Like me, Juiced, Juicing The Game, 3 Nights in August, Season on a Brink, The Little Engine That Could

Heroes:

My dad. No one can say they work hard after listening to what he does. We fight an unspeakable amount, as we are both stubborn, but there is no one on the planet I have more respect for than my father.