Alberto Lapetina - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Who I am:: Ez-Going & laid back, blunt & to the point, open-minded, workaholic, 420 friendly, play well with others, sarcastic, dishwasher safe, my own worst enemy, my own best friend, I'm loyal to those who deserve it, I generally treat people the way I'd like to be treated.
What I do:: I'm a photographer based out of South Florida. I've shot a model or two in my time.. I've shot a band or two as well.. I work with a few big name companies.. and have been published in a few magazines. I like to shoot sexy, creative, funky stuff. I have a great assistant and makeup artist. If you'd like a list of models & credits for referral purposes, just ask & I'll email them to you.
My latest Digital Bombshells, click here
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Once upon a time... I had hours and hours of original recorded music & music ideas. Unfortunately, it was all lost.. every last tape, as well as my 8-track and mixing board... it makes me sick just thinking about it. Well, I was cleaning my garage and found an old cassette tape in a box of old junk. Well, to my surprise, it was some of my music. The sound quality is horrible, the timing in most of the songs is way off, the vocals are weak, etc, etc... but at least I have some of my music now. The tape is actually a practice version of the songs. I was the song writer in most of the bands that I was in throughout the years... so, I would write the music at home and record a basic version of each song in order to let my band mates learn & practice the songs. I'm mainly a guitar player.. but I did all the guitar, bass, & vocal tracks in these copies of the songs. A buddy of mine did the real drum tracks and drum machine. If you wanna check out my tunes, click on the song titles below.
1. Something
2. Den of Iniquity
3. Gap Between
4. Dream Escape
5. Follow
6. Blink
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My Interests

Living life to the fullest, success, photography, music, 420, knowledge, working hard to get what I want out of this life, bad girls, big booties, partyin, gettin in trouble w/ my crazy GF, dark chocolate

I'd like to meet:

:: Fun, Un-Inhibited Homo sapiens &/or Extraterrestrials. Models, Musicians, Artists, Bands, Photographers, Swingers, Sinners

My Personal MeltingPot
I have a few friends-

My Bad Ass Bitch

Kimmi

Shweeze

Brit

Mike

OB

Matt

Justin

JC

Zach

Camz

DJ

Kiwi

Marilyn

iNked-up MilF

Alex

$Erica$

Pure filth

Eva

Mariah

Tatiana

Chaos

Pipe man

Shaitan

View the enitre melting pot

Music:

Chris cornell, soundgarden, audio slave, staind, linkin park, alice in chains, black sabbath, joe satriani, anyone with musical talent..

This song just simply kicks ass!! Click Here

Movies:

Matrix trilogy, american history x, identity, napoleon dynamite, just friends, the others, the cell, 40 year old virgin, ghost ship, wedding crashers

Television:

Rome, south park, simpsons, history channel, discovery channel, family guy, sopranos, big love, entourage

Books:

Many lives many masters, Life after life

Heroes:

My dog Zeus

My Blog

:: WHAT THE [email protected]!?

Seriously, what the f#*k is wrong with people!? I'd like to beat these people down with their own sticks!!!! https://community.hsus.org/humane/notice-description.tcl?new sletter_id=8257513...
Posted by Alberto Lapetina Photography on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST

:: Mass Comment

Each month I send out a mass comment to all of the friends on my list, which includes a photo collage from my most recent shoot. If you prefer NOT to receive these,...
Posted by Alberto Lapetina Photography on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:41:00 PST

:: It scares me a little bit...

It scares me a little bit... when I encounter these morons who believe that dinosaurs never existed.. These people are absolutely insane & in dire need of immediate psychiatric assistance. I...
Posted by Alberto Lapetina Photography on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 07:44:00 PST

:: HYPOCRISY AT IT'S FINEST!!!

This weasel fights against the porn industry but in his spare time solicits young BOYS for sex on the Internet!! Rep. Mark Foley, RFla. a conservative congressman known for his frequent support of an...
Posted by Alberto Lapetina Photography on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:47:00 PST

:: Religious Propaganda... Jesus Christ, enough already

For those of you that can't resist & choose to impose your beliefs on me, enough is enough already. I don't believe in a vengeful God(quite the contrary) & I feel sorry for those of you ...
Posted by Alberto Lapetina Photography on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 08:51:00 PST

:: South Florida, a little slice of heaven...

I just love South Florida!! Out of all the places that Ive been in the states, yes, even California,, South Florida is hands down, in my opinion, the best!! Tons of open-minded & unpretentio...
Posted by Alberto Lapetina Photography on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 03:45:00 PST

:: California, California, California >>>

Just got back from Cali again. This trip was pretty much all business but we managed to get out to Saddle ranch on Friday & Barneys beanery Saturday night. Lexi shot for Hustler on Friday at a man...
Posted by Alberto Lapetina Photography on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 08:17:00 PST