Rules to live by |
By Chris, b/c plagerism = bad.
I appoint myself as the policeman of certain rules in the world. Like, the guy on my flight who didn’t turn his cell phone off when the attendant dyke said t...
Posted by lori loves noltey on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:18:00 PST |
Health 101 |
DRUM ROLL PLEASE - this should clear up everything!
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... ...
Posted by lori loves noltey on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:24:00 PST |
my cat is dead |
I am pretty sure about that..............she has disappeared and she was like, 16.....that was one of my fave animals. even tho I HATE CATS.
I like big dogs - fyi - Labs. Preferably black...
Posted by lori loves noltey on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:18:00 PST |
tired of this place tired of this town |
i want to sell everything on ebay and buy a blue water sail boat and disappear.
Posted by lori loves noltey on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:33:00 PST |
drunk dialing rules |
Rules of Drunk Dialing:1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't h...
Posted by lori loves noltey on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 02:09:00 PST |
Text Messages I Love |
These are all mostly from Shawn and a couple from Joey....I have posted them before, some of you didn't "get" it....but I am reposting them, because they make me laugh
U scare all of them excep...
Posted by lori loves noltey on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST |
My old roommate's song |
one of my fave's - he posted it - and I stole it for ya'll. Love these lyrics. Go check him out - the pic on the song player is taken from our patio (rain/basketball court) sniff sniff!&nb...
Posted by lori loves noltey on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:28:00 PST |
A little Carlin never hurt anyone |
New Rule 1: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and press...
Posted by lori loves noltey on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:46:00 PST |
Younger men |
I wrote this HUGE blog on me (narcissistic, yeah) and my attraction with them younger men last night and posted it - then I had some folks drop by and so I deleted it (albeit hours later), but I ...
Posted by lori loves noltey on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:11:00 PST |
Perfect Equation for Good Times |
Caleb and I went and got a bottle of Captain Morgan's last night...Here's the equation if you really want to have a fun night:
Captain's + Pepsi + empty stomach + Kenny Rogers Jackass + SNL Jeopa...
Posted by lori loves noltey on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:21:00 PST |
