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allen tucker

if my playing were a dick, it would be giving you a mushroom bruise!!!

About Me



"Autobiographical Myspace Profile Haikus"
by Allen Tucker

Some info on me
will come to you very soon
by way of Haikus

I like to play drums
in a band named Avero
I"ll rock your shit hard

I have a sweet wife
she just had our first baby
he pees and poops lots

As a job i work
at nothing at all because
i dont have a job

no one else would write
a myspace profile haiku
I'm better than you.

My Interests



Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

What’s Your Mental Age?

MY RESULT: Child


You’re all about energy, fun, and not really caring or even thinking about the future. Basically, you’re seven years old.

The good news is, you've got a youthful spirit that others envy. The bad news is, you still wet the bed. Sometimes. Only when you've had too much soda late at night.

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Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

What's Wrong With You?

MY RESULT: Frightening to Small Children


You’re a nice, funny, intelligent person who just happens to be terrifying to anyone under the age of six.

Don’t take this news too hard. Just keep your (grossly deformed) chin held high and try to stay out of elementary schools. And maybe you should work on your people skills a little. You know, try to curb those evil stares and haunting peals of laughter. Because there’s nothing worse than having a beautiful day ruined by the blood-curdling screams of children.

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I'd like to meet:

who knows. i like to meet people that are fans of music...im not talking fans of crap music, i mean REAL music. music that people created for artistic expression not to make money.

Music:

Avero , Chili Peppers , Missing Six , He Is Legend , Incubus , System Of A Down , The Foo Fighters , 311 , Paramore , Avero

Movies:

the shawshank redemption, tombstone, the village, all friday the 13th movies

Television:

COPS, the sopranos, nip/tuck, 6 ft. under, the family guy, the office, blow out, i shouldn't be alive, seinfeld, everybody loves raymond, friends

My Blog

the poop dictionary

the crocodile - when your poo is halfway in and halfway out of the water.  aka the amphibian, or the Steve Irwin.the null - when you poo, but then you wipe and there is nothing on the paper. ...
Posted by allen tucker on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:05:00 PST

myspace design

so...pretty much i am amazing.  i mean seriously...look at my page.  isn't it awesome?  yes, it is.  
Posted by allen tucker on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:35:00 PST