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Mary

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Quirky, random, spontaneous, nonchalant, annoying, stubborn, witty: just a few of the many adjectives I'd use to describe myself. I love to have a good time and meeting new people. I love telling stories and having random adventures. I'm a bit of a dork, but I don't mind. Laughing is one of my favorite things to do.My greatest strength and greatest weakness is how big my bleeding heart is. I love to show people new things and want everyone to feel as in love with life or ridiculous things/events/ideas as I do. While I do have a wacky side there's more to me than that, but hard to get to. I won't claim to be perfect. I know who I am and who I'm not, what I want and what I don’t. I try to accept people as they are and hope they do the same.Dancing in my underwear while blaring music in my bathroom is one of my favorite activities. Red and Pink are my favorite colors. I know how to knit but only know how to make scarves. I can sew, cook, clean (but I will never prove this one), tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue, fish and shot a gun…there is more but I don't want to brag on myself too much. I spend every bit of time I can with my 5 year old son who is outrageous.I have big dreams but find my greatest joy comes from all of “THE LITTLE THINGS” in life that make it interesting and grand. If there's anything else you want to know, just ask.

My Interests

Playing sports, long hikes barefoot in the snow, off the wall topics like tarot/wiccan culture/out of body experiences/ghosts.... I like to draw and paint, pretty much any arts and crafty type thing. And hangin out with the love of my life "my little ginger". Most recent...home improvement...not as fun as it looks and I now hate owning a home!

Music:

I'm a little bit country...I'm a little bit Rock'N'Roll!All, I dont like just one style, if I feel it I like it! But if I hear one more Michael McDonald song............

Movies:

Night @ the Roxbury, Talladega Nights, Star Wars...me and ginger can't watch these enough! Any thing of Quentin Tarrantino (4 rooms being the best), Lord of the Rings,X-Men, Office Space. 80's...the music wasn't the only good thing about them, gotta love John Hughes.......

Television:

Blah, seldom but it is usually a ..documentory or CSI...all of them...I love CSI. Also Myth busters or TAPS. Spongebob, who doesn't love spongebob. LOST,The biggest loser, DEAD zone (anthony m. hall is a cutie) most recently Stargate...thanks ASH.

Books:

Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey.I read alot of childrens books...bc of all the pictures!

Heroes:

My great-grandparents. They taught me alot and I think they made me the bang up good hearted person I am today. I miss them dearly.My mother was a moonshiner....and I love her still! :)

My Blog

They ROCK!!!!

 The band, Five for Fighting, is donating $0.49 to Autism Speaks each time this video is viewed.  The funding goes toward research studies to help find a cure.  When you have a minute, ...
Posted by Mary on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:51:00 PST

Tough Questions

2 Tough Questions     Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you...
Posted by Mary on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:04:00 PST

Tips for ladies

Tips for ladies in year 2008 1.  Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything. 2.  If the shoe fits - buy one in every color. 3.  Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, an...
Posted by Mary on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:49:00 PST

New Tax (lol)

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is piss...
Posted by Mary on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:00:00 PST

Conservative?

We have a Republican US House of Representatives and a Republican Senate and we have fought a war looking for weapons of mass destruction that were never there! We allowed North Korea who has been a K...
Posted by Mary on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:09:00 PST

Mercury Retro

It would seem that during the past few decades, the term "Mercury Retro" has been slowly seeping into popular consciousness and has taken on an honored role in "pop astrology." In fact, unless they've...
Posted by Mary on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:26:00 PST