Infrequently Asked Questions
(since I have no idea what else to put here)
Do you like living in Cleveland?
I just moved here, so yes. I come from a small redneck town, and when I say 'small redneck town' I mean SMALL REDNECK TOWN. The kind of place where digging fence post holes is a sport and the most exciting time of year is hunting season. Cleveland is filled with fun and excitement and bars. Mmm, bars. And no one says 'ya'll' around here.
What do you do for a living?
I sell babies on the black market and smuggle cocaine into the country in my orifices. And when I'm bored, I serve drinks.
What kind of music do you like?
Goth, punk, emo, horror punk (see: Aiden), a lot of the shit they play on Fuse that probably gets people sneering at me when I say punk or emo. I guess I'm a gothpunk. But if we're talking labels I prefer to be considered a transsexual lesbian midget stripper crackwhore (I was on Jerry Springer once).
Do you have a boyfriend?
Yes. He's hot and he's a vampire rock star and he will eat your damn soul.
When he's not eating souls he's a music photographer. If you see us at a show (we're usually found at House of Blues, The Agora, or Peabodys) don't be afraid to come say hi. He really doesn't eat souls. I mean, would something this lovely eat souls?:
Well actually, I forget that it's usually pretty things that suck out your soul. Oh well, come say hi anyway. You don't need your soul for anything.
Do you have any kids?
Yes. This is my son Cain.
The best part of this picture is how well the background compliments his outfit. But in my defense, I don't live there anymore.
He's 14. And obviously, just like me. It makes a mother proud.
What do you do for fun?
I'm assuming this is where I expound upon my 'hobbies.' I wanted to be a writer when I grew up, but when I grew up--although I still write--I didn't make a profession out of it so I guess it's still a hobby. I like roller derby but I can't participate in it because I can't afford health insurance (sad but true). I really enjoy cooking and baking, which is the excuse I use for why I've worked most of my adult life in food service instead of getting a decent job. I like to drink and I'm quite good at it. I guess one out of four isn't bad. I also have a freakish obsession with scented candles.
How come your blog sucks?
Cause I never write in it. I have a LiveJournal that I mostly write in, but I don't write much in it anymore either. I'll try to be more interesting in the future. Also, I'm terrible at leaving comments or answering my own. I suck at myspace.I have a gazillion pictures on here, but if you want to see more pictures of my exciting, fast-paced life, visit my photobucket . I promise you will be touched. Inappropriately.
Brently made this for me because he thinks I'm cool.
