Well, where to start, just changed jobs so now i'm working in a laborotory! got a pension, now i feel wrinkly! next stap a house and car! Angela and me been Alton Towersering it up to the fucking fuckmax! 3 times in a week for free!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Perry
Birthday: 27th June
Birthplace: Happy Vally Goose Bay Canada
Current Location: A cats womb
Eye Color: poo brown
Hair Color: poo black
Height: 5ft 9inches of stacked shit!
Right Handed or Left Handed: left handed, and it has been proven that leftys are better at things than rightys (here-on known as homos)
Your Heritage: I probably own Canada or something
The Shoes You Wore Today: Jesus wears Sandles
Your Weakness: not being able to lift a 1,000,000 ton weight, im so crap!
Your Fears: MRSA, dead cats, liz mcdonald
Your Perfect Pizza: covered in sick
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: kill then punch a football referee
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You're fucking dead mate
Thoughts First Waking Up: Man, where the fuck is my bed
Your Best Physical Feature: My Incredible HUGE eye.
Your Bedtime: whenever im working usually i swear i sleep more than i work there!
Your Most Missed Memory: Anything before the Labotomy
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, i dont do drugs
MacDonalds or Burger King: the one with popcron chicken
Single or Group Dates: neither, they dont like prunes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: quail
Chocolate or Vanilla: what? choclolate or vanilla what? hammers?
Cappuccino or Coffee: hammers?
Do you Smoke: only when im on fire
Do you Swear: only when im on fire
Do you Sing: only when im on fire
Do you Shower Daily: only when im on fire daily
Have you Been in Love: only when... errm yeah i am!
Do you want to go to College: no but heaven would be just as good!
Do you want to get Married: to a cow? NO
Do you belive in yourself: hopefully!
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im on fire
Do you think you are Attractive: only when im on fire
Are you a Health Freak: only when im on fire
Do you get along with your Parents: only when im on fire
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when im on fire
Do you play an Instrument: only when im on fire
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope im a good little girl
In the past month have you Smoked: no but i ate some dirt, tasted like sadness
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no but i can cross the road
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no but i helped a leper re-attach a shoe to his arm
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes actually hahaha!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: only on fire
In the past month have you been on Stage: only on fire
In the past month have you been Dumped: only on fire
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: by no means am i skinny
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah, your heart, AND YOU NEED THAT TO LIVE! BYE BYE
Ever been Drunk: dunk and on fire
Ever been called a Tease: no but ive been told im on fire
Ever been Beaten up: yes when i was being put out, they kicked me in my special place
Ever Shoplifted: i stole some air once, but i got caught and now i cant go anywhere near lancashire for 3 years
How do you want to Die: carefully
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: big and tall and thin and black
What country would you most like to Visit: Tajakistan worlds biggest dam my arse
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: 5
Favourite Hair Color: round
Short or Long Hair: a kind of long shortish long
Height: about this high -
Weight: about this heavy -
Best Clothing Style: clothed or not, eithers cool!
Number of Drugs I have taken: the other half of me says not to answer that
Number of CDs I own: does stolen ones count?
Number of Piercings: 2 stab wounds
Number of Tattoos: my lips are tattoes
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 7,834 but number 951 was more of a learning curve than a regretable mistake
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