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About Me


You know nothing about me.... NOTHING
I AM SEIZURE_
Just for you n00bies I AM NO BAND
I am a.... COMEDIAN
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE For all Seizure_ fans, friends and potential serial killer stalkers.... YOUR WELCOME! I will respond to all your questions and comments but keep in mind that I hate pretty much everything and everyone, so don't mind my arrogance.
SEIZURE_ is a writer of a thousand articles, comics and stories. The star and creator of the hit series NU-AGE (if you never heard of it wait a few more years), also a writer/film-maker, a DJ but mostly a stand up comedian.....(who cares?)
Stop asking me for a "real" pic. If you talk to me regularly I'll eventually send you one.
Only reason I joined myspace is because I fall to peer pressure pretty easily. Yep. Its interesting that I hate everyone yet ill still do what you ask if you pressure me...... what ever.
That is all for now, you bastichas
Signing out
ME
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My Interests

Film making, stand up comedy, DJ'ing OR Movies, Comedy, Music and video games.

I hate everything that sucks.....THINK ABOUT IT

I'd like to meet:

Everyone..... so I can punch you all individually for some reason....don't question my motives.

Music:

geez here we go....
IN NO PERTICULAR ORDER:
MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE
THE DAN BAND
The Birthday Massacre
ILL NINO
WOLFSHIEM
CHIASM
STATIC X
NEW PROJECT
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE
METALLICA
LORDI
DRAGONFORCE
MINISTRY
LIVE
RICK JAMES (don't add bitch)
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
NIGHTWISH
WITHIN TEMPTATION
TWIZTID
WEIRD AL
GODSMACK
HORRORWOOD MANNEQUINS
DENIM
GENITORTURES
WESLEY WILLIS
KMFDM
POETS OF THE FALL
RICHARD CHEESE
MANY MACHINES ON NINE
MORTAL KOMBAT THEME
KILLSWITCH ENGAGE
LACUNA COIL
POWERMAN 5000
CLINICAL TORMENT
CHIASM
ROB ZOMBIE
INSANE CLOWN POSSE
DISTURBED
MUDVAYNE
manson *cough*
SLIPKNOT
FEAR FACTORY
ROB ZOMBIE
TITANICA
CELLDWELLER
TRIVIUM
SYSTEM OF A DOWN
TOM FUCKING JONES

Movies:

10.BRINGING OUT THE DEAD
9. AMERICAN SPLENDOR
8. ORGAZMO
7. LIFE AQUATIC
6. RUN RONNIE RUN
5. THE CROW
4. BATMAN BEGINS
3. SPIDERMAN
2. CLERKS
1. AMERICAN BEAUTY

Television:

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
MR SHOW
SEINFELD
RED DWARF
THE TICK
NED AND STACEY
SOUTH PARK
FAMILY GUY
HEROES
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES... its actually good
AMERICAN DAD
SIMPSONS
FUTURAMA
DRAWN TOGETHER
INVADER ZIM
CHAPELLE'S SHOW
3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN
THE OFFICE
JOHN SAFFRANS MUSIC JAMBOREE
JOHN SAFFRAN VS GOD
MY NAME IS EARL
SCRUBS

Books:

The Killing Joke
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Going Sane
Squee
Jokers Last Laugh
Stupid white men
Nightmares and dreamscapes
Warhol's prophecy
If chins could kill: Confessions of a B movie star
Sin City
Batman YEAR ONE
50 of the greatest movies never made
Naked pictures of famous people

Heroes:

FICTIONAL:
THE JOKER, LOBO, SPIDERMAN, BATMAN, GHOST RIDER, VENOM, CARNAGE, YOUR MOTHERS SISTER, TEA GIRL, BLUNTMAN AND CHRONIC(aka JAY AND SILENT BOB), the silver surfer

REAL:
DAVID CROSS, GEORGE CARLIN, KEVIN SMITH, ARJ BARKER, JASON LEE, RICKY GERVAIS, LARRY DAVID, DAVE CHAPPELLE, BROKEN LIZARDS, MITCH HEADBERG, JHONNEN VASQUEZ, FRANK MILLER, BOB KANE, STAN LEE, METALLICA (except lars :p)

My Blog

Coffee in the Face (Directors Cut)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4myDbcosPg Heya All I got a special something for you all. My award winning short film. It won 3 awards. This is the special re-edited directors cut featuri...
Posted by SEIZURE_ on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:26:00 PST

Mini Bitch of the Week #4 Olympics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hEhcX_auIE Hey all Mah new vid All bout the olympic games enjoy...
Posted by SEIZURE_ on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:13:00 PST

Mini Bitch of the Week #3 Comic Haters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsVBUVCbMI4 sorry guys been busy with my own tv show BUT I DIDNT FORGET here you Bitch of the week 3..... mini LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK...
Posted by SEIZURE_ on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:18:00 PST

Mini Bitch of the Week #2 JESUS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGTdxUkabEo FINALLY here it is mini botw #2 subject JESUS enojoy...
Posted by SEIZURE_ on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:28:00 PST

Mini Bitch of the Week #2 JESUS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGTdxUkabEo FINALLY here it is mini botw #2...
Posted by SEIZURE_ on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:26:00 PST

BOTW (delayed) and questionable comics

Hey Epilepti'sBOTW is being delayed because I am in the process of moving homes.Also I am really not feeling all that well (physically)But I have something for you allCheck these comic book pictures.....
Posted by SEIZURE_ on Sat, 31 May 2008 11:07:00 PST

FISTING THE SOUL

Fisting the Soulyup...that is the name of the show Nick Sun will perform this coming tuesday the 22nd of AprilI seen this show in Melbourne and it was INSANEOne of the funniest and most bizarre show y...
Posted by SEIZURE_ on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:38:00 PST

MINI BITCH OF THE WEEK

A mini bitch of the weekEnough saidFor all of those who have youtube accounts... PLEASE and I actually mean it.... VOTE, COMMENT & ADD TO FAVOURITES!!!Ill return favours ...
Posted by SEIZURE_ on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:31:00 PST

Seizure_ HAPPY?

YES THATS RIGHT So far I have lived the greatest week of my life I’ve hung out with celebrities, hung out with legends, idols PATTON OSWALT GAVE ME ADVICE AND TALKED TO ME FOR A WHILE!!! Made a ...
Posted by SEIZURE_ on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:43:00 PST

IN MELBOURNE

   Hey people who read my blog....I am in melbourne at the international comedy festivalHanging with my homie local comedians such as Dave Jory, Kent Valentine, Daniel Townes, Nick Sun, Sam ...
Posted by SEIZURE_ on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:32:00 PST