The Journey Home |
THE JOURNEY HOME
An exciting story by Shane L Matheson esq.
Alan Burbank wasn't the type of man to hijack a Mr Whippy van. Which was fortunate, because that sort of thing can get you a nasty pr...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 05:16:00 GMT |
Jim and the escalator levy |
The tree swayed slowly before teetering on the edge of existence. Crashing to the ground, birds who had not realised the sudden change of angle of their perch until it had turned 90 degrees squawked ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:42:00 GMT |
Les blog du l'amour - FREE SCREENSAVERS! |
Oh lookee, a banner for "Free screensavers". Thank goodness, I'm sick of shelling out my hard earned cash for those screensavers. Just the other day my landlord sent a bloke round named "The Pulverise...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:36:00 GMT |
Les blog du jour - Feeding the chooks |
You may remember many decades ago when you were at school, the term "feeding the chooks". This term was a euphemism for masturbating. It was good to use around the playground, because it wasn't partic...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 23:52:00 GMT |
Les blog du infinitum - Zootonians |
I like to think of myself as a fairly open-minded individual, but honestly, Zootonians* look a little bit like rabbits. And you're not supposed to mention it! Let's call a spade a spade here. No-one's...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:47:00 GMT |
Les blog du eet - Sticky Taper General |
Proud of your job? Perhaps you're a fireman or an astronaut! Or you work for the Red Cross in some war-torn corner of the world. What if you had a job where you sticky taped things? Victoria Cross mat...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:57:00 GMT |
Les blog du sievon - Brakes on a train |
I've always wanted to walk through a train tunnel, and on Wednesday I got my chance! Someone had to die to make this possible so it wasn't ideal, but you have to take what you can get.
I was travellin...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 01:49:00 GMT |
Les blog du seichs - Le jour du moi life |
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF ZANY FUNSTER SHANE L MATHESON ESQ.
It all begins with me waking up at 5.30am. This is usually due to our next door neighbours, the Yellavics, slamming a screen door or something. ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:03:00 GMT |
Les blog du feiv - The complete history of Sydney |
Oh hello. I'm getting pretty annoyed with that "say something" banner up the top.
I'm working in the CBD of Sydney at the moment, it's a lovely place that thinks charging $5 for a meat pie is a good i...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:12:00 GMT |
Les blog du foeur - Bon broadcasting, VOXFM |
In an hour I'll be hosting what could be my last ever shift at VOXFM Wollongong. 14 years I've spent at that ruddy station. When I joined in 1992 I was the youngest presenter they had ever had. T...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 06:01:00 GMT |
