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Tornado ALI

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About Me

My profile was too cluttered.Peep my blog. I needed more room to complain!http://tornadoali.blogspot.com/Likes: pizza, weather, working out, vodka, jager, driving (way too fast), friends, music, fresca, parties, laughing, pizza, drinking, dancing, going out to eat, wine, sleeping, snowboarding, feeling productive, knowing what I am getting for christmas, food, storms, pizza.Dislikes: surprises, whiners, criers, potatoes, snobs, zits, balloons, people who have TERRIBLE grammar and can't spell yet claim to be smart. You're not. Waking up early, fish, Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Neil Diamond, Nickelback, when people try to talk to me at the gym, bad drivers, psychos, drains at the bottom of the pool/bathtub/hottub.
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My Interests

Music, shows, weather, working out, Ketel One and club soda (with a LIME), pizza, ghosts and haunted places, snowboarding, burnin it down with my boys!, mouthing off at random people. Catching people staring at my chest and calling them out on it. Eating too much until I feel like shit, then eating more. Being difficult.

I'd like to meet:

Gina Gershon- the hottest woman alive... , Prince, Joaquin Phoenix, Ted Bundy, Maven Huffman, The Rosenbergs, and anyone who can get me into Area-51.

Music:

Led Zep, Killswitch Engage, Sublime, Sevendust, Tool, Faith No More, Chimaira, RHCP, Bob Marley, Ill Nino, Rage Against the Machine, Dredg, 40 Below Summer, A Perfect Circle, Soundgarden, 311, Lamb of God, Deftones, Classic Case, He is Legend, As I Lay Dying, HIM, Atreyu, A7, Postal Service, The Stones, Jethro Tull, Audioslave, Beastie Boys, Prince, A Tribe Called Quest, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Trivium, Mos Def, INXS, Peter Tosh, NIN, Method Man, Pantera, Radiohead, Q-Tip, Slick Rick, Transplants, Unwritten Law, and anything that hits my heart.

Movies:

Office Space, Platoon, Carlito's Way, Casino, Shawshank (of course), House of 1000 Corpses & The Devil's Rejects!, Primal Fear, Purple Rain, Murder in the First, Fear and Loathing in L.V., A Christmas Story, STAR WARS, Napoleon Dynamite, Fright Night, Requiem for A Dream, Momento, anything with my girl Gina Gershon, and ANY vampire Movies! But usually movies bore me. I can't sit still for extended periods of time. THE BEST BAND EVERRRR!!!!!

Television:

porn. straight up porn.

Books:

better than TV.

Heroes:

Darwin; whoever invented the tampon. People who NEVER take others for granted... harder to find people like this than you think! You NEVER really know someone!

My Blog

The Laundromat. Again.

SO if any of you know me.... you know how I feel about the laundromat. The experiences I have had there have been scary, disturbing, and just flat out irritating. TODAY.... wasn’t any of those...
Posted by Tornado ALI on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:39:00 PST

I HAAAAATTTEEE!....

Social Distortion. His voice makes me want to kill the nearest baby.I also hate any song with gay bagpipes in it... like anything from the Dropkick Murphys or Flogging Molly. Terrible. Terrible. T...
Posted by Tornado ALI on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:56:00 PST

ATTENTION CRAZIES!!!

LISTEN UP! If I don't answer your initial harassing messages, sending me psycho stalker-ish ones isn't going to cut it either! AND stalking me and sending me CRAZY, immature, freakishly psycho messa...
Posted by Tornado ALI on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:19:00 PST

"NO MEANS YES"... the new rape-core band.

ORIGINALLY BLOGGED BY BILL- who doesn't have the balls to post it in public. Good thing I do : )No Means YesHEAVY HEAVY DISCLAIMER :My friends and I have awful, filthy, disgusting senses of humor... ...
Posted by Tornado ALI on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 09:16:00 PST

THIS WEATHER!

Is amazing! I'll take credit for it since I am a meteorologist ; )It put me in the best mood for the past few days... well, that and some other stuff. Anyway- I still can't bring myself to get my ass ...
Posted by Tornado ALI on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:48:00 PST

Honesty, strength, loyalty, and respect.

Honesty, strength, loyalty, and respect. I am proud of myself for remaining true to these principles. Like I say too often... we all know I have an attitude. I'm 'spunky' or whatever. But I'll be damn...
Posted by Tornado ALI on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 02:45:00 PST

I started a blog. Alert the president.

So you all know I fucking LOVE to complain. About everything. In detail. My friend bass-bot finally convinced me to create a blog so I can complain in a more grandiose way. I finally did it. Not much ...
Posted by Tornado ALI on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:57:00 PST

To all restaurant-goers

Here are some tips at restaurant etiquette... in case you're retarded.SHUT YOUR FUCKING CELLPHONE OFF! Or at least put it on silent. It's really obnoxious to hear the 'Nokia tune' or some cheesy pol...
Posted by Tornado ALI on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 09:35:00 PST

be true to yourself

be true to yourselfCurrent mood: sadSo I have been thinking about human nature. About people. About the way things are.You can't change people.Nor should you ever want to. You can WISH people were dif...
Posted by Tornado ALI on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:04:00 PST

St PUKEtrick's Day

Disclaimer: I apologize if I offended/ cursed at/ flipped off/ threw up on ANY of you last night.I 'worked' at Kelly's for a few hours outside and had a couple drinks/shots and then proceeded to drink...
Posted by Tornado ALI on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:13:00 PST