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Bill

You are all I need.

About Me

I make fun of Anthony. A LOT. I love driving through the ghetto blasting hip-hop. I listen to whatever my PR rep tells me to do. I entice people of all shapes and sizes to sleep in my new Sleepy's bed. I've discovered the ancient ways of Moonshine Barley Wine. I can text people while I'm driving in the car with one hand and not looking. I've perfected my Greek accent. I'd give my right arm to be Justin Timberlake for a day. That's pretty much everything about me at the moment. Get at me, yo!

My Interests

Drums and percussion. Playing horse. Gettin' it. Blasting house music out of my car. Shootin' three pointers. Teaching myself the piano. Giving it one. Finding thicks. Paying off my student loans. iTunes. Philadelphia.

I'd like to meet:

Meg White.

Carl from Aqua Teen.

People on steroids with tribal tattoos.
Anyone who can freestyle rap.

Music:

The Mars Volta, Gorillaz, Radiohead, Keane, Dillinger Escape Plan, Ludacris, Justin Timberlake, Deftones, Dredg, Beck, Sunny Day Real Estate, Trail of Dead, Beck, DJ Shadow, A Perfect Circle, Cave In, Muse, The White Stripes, Snow Patrol, Hum, Denali, Team Sleep, Wu-Tang Clan, Sigur Ros, Jeff Buckley, Seemless, Death Cab, Converge, Queens of the Stone Age, Every Time I Die, Far, El-P

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, 21 Grams, Seven, Clerks, Donnie Darko, Get Shorty, Sin City, Swingers, Defending Your Life, Garden State, Kingpin, Office Space, High Fidelity, My Cousin Vinny, The Weather Man

Television:

Law and Order re-runs, Sportscenter, Family Guy, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sopranos, Weeds, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Da Ali G Show, LOST

Books:

Dark Tower I - VII, White Noise, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs

Heroes:

Lil' Jimmy Norton.

My Blog

Myspace music

I've noticed that the last few songs I've deemed worthy for my myspace profile have all been heavy on the piano. More specifically, songs that have a piano chord on every quarter or every ot...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 11:31:00 PST

I love Swingers.

I couldn't sleep, so I watched Swingers...I love that movie.   The opening dialogue is priceless.   Mike: Okay, so what if I don't want to give up on her? Rob: You don't call. Mike: But you...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 01:09:00 PST

I really did a survey on here.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Bill Birthday:July 18th 1979Current Location:Glendora, NJEye Color:GreenHair Color:BrownHeight:5'8Right Handed or Left Handed:Lefty, motherfuckerYour Heritage:G...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 10:43:00 PST