S. Franklin Wilf

I'm a very serious person. Shooting guns is fun. Fireworks are cool. I play guitar; I have a USA made Jackson SL2H custom, it's a neck-through made of mahogany and it has the original Floyd Rose locking tremelo, EMG 81 and 85 active pickups. I need to buy more guitars. I like to break things and thats one of the reasons I need to buy more guitars. I've been to war and it was hot and boring. I tend to not worry about stuff because it's a waste of time and never really accomplishes anything. FPS videogames are cool. I don't like watching sports, ANY OF THEM... I don't think 'professional athelete' should be a job. I like lifted trucks and going four-wheeling. Cutting down trees is fun. Running over trees is fun too. I like death metal and black metal and heavy metal and grindcore and all that shit that makes you want to break stuff. I think rap is stupid and makes people stupid (IE spending alot of money on spinning rims and diamond covered platinum grills instead of things like land and houses or investing your money or saving it) Hippies piss me off; seriously, go take a shower, get a fucking job and shave your fucking armpits you lazy bitch. Jerry Garcia is FAR from being the best guitar player ever. Europe is not a country. Any problem can be solved by doing a barrel roll.METAL KICKS ASS!!