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GREAT ONE ®

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About Me

What can be said about the Great One. He's the modern day Achilles...without heels. He can hit 2 birds with NO stones. The Great One once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. The Great One can type 90 words per minute...on his cell phone. The Great One once won a game of rock, paper, scissors using neither rock, paper, nor scissors. He's also reached level 71 on Tetris blind folded. Professor Charles Xavier from X-men once tried to read the Great One's mind..now he's sitting in a wheel chair. Strippers tip the Great One. The Great One once won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He also thinks yellow wristbands are gay. The Great One not only can divide by zero, he knows the value of the square root of negative 1 and the last 4 digits of pi. Michael Jackson once told the Great One to "Beat it" and then the Great One beat the black out of him. Thus began Michael Jackson's downward spiral. Finally, Wayne Gretzky is also known as the 'Great One' because I don't play hockey.


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My Interests




The GREATEST city in the land...

I'd like to meet:

MY FUTURE EX-WIFEMy reflection off The Cloud Gate, Millennium Park ChicagoSuper Bowl XXXIX in Jacksonville, Fl

Music:


Movies:

Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet and you bet big, then you take the house.300, The Hunt for Red October, Coming to America, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Anchor Man, Animal House, Gladiator, Troy, Boiler Room, Ocean's Eleven, Rudy, Superman, Lord of War, Saving Private Ryan, Snatch, Catch Me If You Can, Scarface, Transformers, Knocked Up, Braveheart, American Wedding, Rocky IV, Young Guns II, Patriot Games, Meet The Parents, Any Given Sunday, Cinderella Man and Wallstreet

Television:

The original A.C Slater and Zack MorrisCNN News, UFC Ultimate Fighter, Entourage, ESPN the OCHO, Law & Order, CSI: Miami, Mike and Mike, Deal or No Deal

Books:

The Art of War, The Prince, The Sales Advantage, Natural Cures, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Deception Point, Digital Fortress(anything written by Dan Brown), The Notebook, Presumed Innocent, Kama Sutra, The Starr Report, Purpose Driven Life and the Bible

Heroes:

Christ and my PARENTS