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Mister Teacher

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About Me

Would you like to subscribe to Learn Me Good, the blog? Just click here!Hello there! I am a 3rd grade math teacher in the Dallas ISD, in my 5th year. WOOHOO!! I am also an aspiring author. Last year, I put together a novel based on my adventures as a first-year teacher. It is called Learn Me Good, and you can check it out here .Want to read a bit before committing? Read the first couple of chapters right here!I also run a blog where I talk about my school-related issues, stories, and rants over here .And if you're looking for that perfect gift for the teacher on your list, check out Mr. Teacher's Store . Plenty of witty slogans and cool merchandise.

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My Interests

College basketball, funny movies, awesome TV shows, great books, playing volleyball, making people laugh

I'd like to meet:

Evangeline Lilly
Cameron Diaz
space aliens
the guy who created those Red Bull commercials -- so I could punch him in the face.

Movies:

WAY too many to mention...

Television:

Heroes, 24, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, The Office, The Simpsons, The Amazing Race

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Jurassic Park, The Stand, Learn Me Good

Heroes:

The Flash, Spider-Man, The Tick!

My Blog

Who are the ad wizards that came up with THIS one?

Today is the day before the third and fourth graders at my school take the state standardized math exam. We had some review material to finish up, but overall, I tried to keep it light and easy and re...
Posted by Mister Teacher on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:21:00 PST

A classic (?) revisited

Kind of a slow Sunday, so I thought I'd repost something that still gets a ton of queries and hits. And it's still topical, since I have just as many "odd" names this year as I ever have.So, please to...
Posted by Mister Teacher on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:14:00 PST

Are You More Cynical Than a 3rd Grade Teacher?

I auditioned for a game show here in Dallas last weekend called Whatta Ya Think? and I actually did quite well. If indeed they start filming in June as they said, I ought to be called back. Maybe that...
Posted by Mister Teacher on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:53:00 PST

Common sense

This week's Mr. Teacher column on education.com is all about the trials and tribulations of getting kids to check the reasoning on their math answers. No, 11-5 should NOT equal 14! Nor should it equal...
Posted by Mister Teacher on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:05:00 PST

Break out the parkas

I got an e-mail today through my school server that was a memo from downtown about the summer dress code. In my district, for most of the year, men wear ties and women wear hose. Summer dress code rel...
Posted by Mister Teacher on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:38:00 PST

Visitors in the room

I am working on a theory for a new way for kids to learn more. Part of the problem right now is that many of my kids just don't listen to me. I'm imparting great wisdom to them, but they are too occup...
Posted by Mister Teacher on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:14:00 PST

Career criminals

One of my extremely hyperactive, misbehaved, needy little boys asked me a very interesting question yesterday. So of course I gave him a very interesting answer right back. He asked, "Mister Teacher,...
Posted by Mister Teacher on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:36:00 PST

Lump, revisited

Well, as it was foretold, this was not an easy week with Lump. Here when I agreed to let him come to my classroom (yeah, like I actually had a choice in the matter), I figured it would just be a matte...
Posted by Mister Teacher on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:56:00 PST

Que lastima!

This week's Mr. Teacher column on education.com may make you want to say Hey, watch your language!  Since I work at a school with a very large percentage of Spanish-speakers, I have don...
Posted by Mister Teacher on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:49:00 PST

His name is Lump

There is a kid in the third grade who is not new to my school but who came to my class for the first time today. He had been in another section, but things weren't working out for him so well over the...
Posted by Mister Teacher on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:27:00 PST