Golf, off roading, acting, singing, hanging out with friends, getting krunk, making sure that you know your role and shut your mouth(jabroni), acting a ass, stripper dancing with a little clowning thrown up in that bitch, shaking my moneymaker, being a silly whore, getting fobbish for no apparant reason, making parents fear me and my knack for corrupting children(you know who you are), keepingit crazy, sexy, and cool, and being the sexiest Samoan alive, running over assholes with my big yellow truck that doesn't take shit from anyone,and breaking bitches off with a little bit of the hyphy. And by the way ............FUCK YOUR VANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terrance Howard, Troy Polamalu,The ROCK, Tyler Perry, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba(she's hott), Lofa Tatupu(he's one hott Seattle Seahawk), Boris
Kodjoe, Busta Rhymes(he's one hott ninja),Vin Diesel, but above all them, the magnificent Margaret Cho.
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You Are Sex On the Beach
When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth.
You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you.
So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks.
Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins!
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?
300 Bars by the Game.And every single song on my mother flippin iPod,especially I Like to Move It by Sasha Baron Cohen, Ass & Titties, Shake make That Booty Bounce, Hoes Take Your Clothes, Let Me Bang and Hit From the Back by DJ Assault, Don't you Want Me Baby by The Human League, You Spin Me Right Round by Dead or Alive, Nu Nu by Fannypack, Clumsy by Fergie, and the most sexually hyphy joints Tell Me When to Go and Yay Area by E-40. And if you don't like it, I'll ghostride your bitch.
Dane Cook's Vicious Circle, Katt Williams: Pimp Chronicles pt.1, Rize, Saving Face, Brokeback Mountain, Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander, Eurotrip, Margaret Cho-Assassin, She's the Man, all the flippin Harry Potter installments, anything with the Rock,Once Were Warriors, Ray, Rent, The Royal Tenenbaums, Madagascar, But I'm A Cheerleader, once again, Rent, The Wiz, Batman Begins, The Birdcage, and anything with the deliciously evil Chris Isaacs.(Thats Lucius mothaf#*&%$n Malfoy to you, bitches.)
Family Guy, The O.C, South Park, Wild N' Out, Road Rules, Comicview(the older seasons, the new ones ain't sh*t), Pimp My Ride, Robot Chicken, Project Runway, anything with the fularious Katt Williams, Deadly Arts, Sailor Moon(I know, shut up), Smallville, Attack of the Show, the first seasons of PowerRangers(don't judge me), X-Play, Cinematech-Nocturnal Emissions, and that one show with that dude with the hair. Yea. And no, its not Ryan Seacrest. How dare you, you evil whores?!?!?!?
We don't do that here Rondisha. And don't look at me that way Jenelope, I'll cut you with words.
Me.