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MySpace Layouts MySpace Editor Icons Collage MySpace Graphics MySpace Codes So, I will honestly take credit for bringing sexyback, and if you disagree, then I will have to drop you like a hot plate of fried chicken and potato wedges. Thats right, you liked those apples, so lick it up bitches. Bitch is my favorite word, and it ranks highly, like ninja, or perhaps 'scrumtrulescent.' I am born anew in my own genius. But yea, for real, I sing too well, I act an ass cuz I can, and if I start to break off a little bit off the hyphy, you best step off, or I will burn your ass with my hottness. And that is some flippin hott-ass heat. Now, do me a favor. Get me some won ton soup, and holler back young'ns. Ooh Oooooooooh. You know that one song about chicken soup with the soda on the side? I hate it. It is wack like the crack that was smoked and produce that bullshit. I hope that little girl who does the hook for that song gets her ass beat by Ciara and Rihanna. Then, I HATE these following assclowns: Chingy(Shut up), G-Unit(Lloyd Banks is ugly, Young Buck is a p*ssy, Olivia is a man, 50 Cent is a fuckin chimpanzee, and Tony Yayo does stunts for Dora the Explorer.), Jessica Simpson(shut the F*$K up you stupid white girl), Mel Gibson(you're a whore), Mike Jones(your name is stupid, like your lazy ass flow like you got Down's Syndrome and your grill is made out of tin foil you broke-ass monkey), Paris Hilton(put that bitch to sleep), spoiled white kids who don't get the f*$k knocked out of them by their parents and then grow up to be assholes(Samoans, Mexicans, black people and everyone else beats their kids' asses....GET WITH THE MOTHAF*%#$@N PROGRAM!!!!JESUS!!!!), and anyone who opposes gay marriage and backs up their arguments by quoting the bible(If you can't give me any other evidence or background other then what you found in a historical document, I will cut you.) I love THE GAME, because he would pimpslap all the people I hate with his gigantic ding a ling.

My Interests

Golf, off roading, acting, singing, hanging out with friends, getting krunk, making sure that you know your role and shut your mouth(jabroni), acting a ass, stripper dancing with a little clowning thrown up in that bitch, shaking my moneymaker, being a silly whore, getting fobbish for no apparant reason, making parents fear me and my knack for corrupting children(you know who you are), keepingit crazy, sexy, and cool, and being the sexiest Samoan alive, running over assholes with my big yellow truck that doesn't take shit from anyone,and breaking bitches off with a little bit of the hyphy. And by the way ............FUCK YOUR VANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Terrance Howard, Troy Polamalu,The ROCK, Tyler Perry, Queen Latifah, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba(she's hott), Lofa Tatupu(he's one hott Seattle Seahawk), Boris Kodjoe, Busta Rhymes(he's one hott ninja),Vin Diesel, but above all them, the magnificent Margaret Cho. ?
You Are Sex On the Beach
When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth.
You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you.
So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks.
Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

Music:

300 Bars by the Game.And every single song on my mother flippin iPod,especially I Like to Move It by Sasha Baron Cohen, Ass & Titties, Shake make That Booty Bounce, Hoes Take Your Clothes, Let Me Bang and Hit From the Back by DJ Assault, Don't you Want Me Baby by The Human League, You Spin Me Right Round by Dead or Alive, Nu Nu by Fannypack, Clumsy by Fergie, and the most sexually hyphy joints Tell Me When to Go and Yay Area by E-40. And if you don't like it, I'll ghostride your bitch.

Movies:

Dane Cook's Vicious Circle, Katt Williams: Pimp Chronicles pt.1, Rize, Saving Face, Brokeback Mountain, Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander, Eurotrip, Margaret Cho-Assassin, She's the Man, all the flippin Harry Potter installments, anything with the Rock,Once Were Warriors, Ray, Rent, The Royal Tenenbaums, Madagascar, But I'm A Cheerleader, once again, Rent, The Wiz, Batman Begins, The Birdcage, and anything with the deliciously evil Chris Isaacs.(Thats Lucius mothaf#*&%$n Malfoy to you, bitches.)

Television:

Family Guy, The O.C, South Park, Wild N' Out, Road Rules, Comicview(the older seasons, the new ones ain't sh*t), Pimp My Ride, Robot Chicken, Project Runway, anything with the fularious Katt Williams, Deadly Arts, Sailor Moon(I know, shut up), Smallville, Attack of the Show, the first seasons of PowerRangers(don't judge me), X-Play, Cinematech-Nocturnal Emissions, and that one show with that dude with the hair. Yea. And no, its not Ryan Seacrest. How dare you, you evil whores?!?!?!?

Books:

We don't do that here Rondisha. And don't look at me that way Jenelope, I'll cut you with words.

Heroes:

Me.

My Blog

If you have to ask, you must not know me.

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Posted by sexYbaCK on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:43:00 PST

Bobby Bouche, work is for the devil.

So, yea, I work in the department of fine jewelry, because I'm fine and I likes the shinies. Anywho, if one more mothaf@&$%n person tries to get me to ring up a purchase that isn't from my departm...
Posted by sexYbaCK on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:50:00 PST

I AM THA SAMOAN LOVE MACHINE!!!!!!!!!

YEA FO REEL ALL YA'LL BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! SUCK ITT!!!!!!! I'M JUS KIDDING, DON'T STAB ME PLEASE. WELL, IMA BREAK IT DOWN LIKE THIS HERE. I AM AN EXTREMELY SEXY BEAST. I ACT, AS IN COMEDIC AND DRAMATIC,...
Posted by sexYbaCK on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:51:00 PST