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Warm stale apples but you can call us girls

I'm not a Man...I repeat for no one!

About Me

Well for starters.this is not an ad. we just liked the toe.

My Interests

Dressing in drag, drinking coffee, taking pictures, listening to BLACK SABBATH, watching bad movies, picking bark off trees, counting dogs hairs, swimming to the bottom of the swimming pool and draggin our faces against the cement, eating wet cement, licking car windows, pulling up to people in cars and staring until they get uncomfortable and look away, dancing in cars, making other peoples day by them seeing you dance in the car, peeing in supermarkets, having long conversations about being old and dancing outside of supermarkets for people in their car to see and make their day, just plain peeing your pants...moments, patching our pants, ripping them again to patch your patches, putting on makeup, making movies(we will have a web site soon), prostituting ourselves, eating chapstick (peppermint)by the gallon, making playdough dolphins, drawing Mr. Stanley, visiting santa with your dog and getting pictures for everyone to see, the dark side, looking through garage sales, eating wet candles, burning things that smell bad, making business cards, making our pictures cooler, big eyelashes, kicking babies,kittens,puppies,mice,and dead birds, microwaving anything that explodes, tricking people into thinking we are eye surgeons and giving them open air eye surgery then saying "Early april fools day!", popping backs,fingers,toes,knuckles,neck,kneecaps, and elbows, watching other people try to lick there elbow to see if they turn into the opposite gender, watching people suffer, tickling the opposite gender, fender benders, hearing about Amber's mom catching john and nicole in her car "dooing it", dogs with no tails, cat's with no tails, people with missing limbs, people being decapitated, risky things, soup, 711 FRENCH VANILLA CAPPUCCINO
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is up fow late night chats, long walks on the beath, and sunset views. Woo hoo we awe just crazy! I SAID SOMETHING WIGHT! cwazy....damn

Music:

none....we don't feel like advertising for anyone.

Movies:

The stepford wives, BASEketball, Peter Pan, dumb and dumber, dumb and dumberer, kung pow enter the fist, Monty python an the holy grail, little mermaid, moulin rouge, chicago, sound of music, center stage, labyrinth, the dark crystal, dogma, whitechicks, zoolander, meet the parents, scary movie 1,2,3, Jeepers creepers 2, freddy vs. jason, attack of the killer tomatoes, the shining, excorcist, jane white sick and twisted, cinderella, ella enchanted, elf, home on the range, donnie darko, bill and teds excellent adventures, american beauty, mask, tommy, the mask, cable guy, feris buellers day off, not another teen movie, mommy dearest, bastard out of carolina, promise to caroline, fifteen and pregnant, lion king, amelie, thirteen, hairspray, cry baby, sugar and spice, the heathers, gremlins, the slums of beverly hills, the virgin suicides, friday, the friday after next, next friday, friday the thirteenth, rocky V, rocky horror picture show, but I'm a cheerleader, strip tease, show girls, spun, Gypsy Rose Lee and more.

Television:

America's next top model, survivor, rosanne, adult swim in general, project runway, amazing race, 60 minutes, the news, law and order, CSI only the original, 6 feet under, dead like me, the L word, carnivale, queer as folk, food channel, and last but not least infomercials.

Books:

Harry potter, wicked, the vampire diaries, remember me, any christopher pike books, the hobbit, lord of the ring series, mists of avalon, ask alice, the series of unfortanate events, love janis, AND ERAGON!

Heroes:

Our mommies and Camille's dad