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Yeon Jae Soon

Braver than most—smarter than the rest

About Me


When i was a kid (about 4 years old i think) I'd watch these samurai shows on KHNL 13 every Sunday morning and I always thought that they were speaking Illocano.... then the dumb thing was i kept looking all over my house for my dad's swords just in case some ninjas came over to raise some hell. Anyway one thing leads to another and I fall off trying to scale the wall in the backyard....
And that's how i got this scar on my right leg.
That episode in my childhood pales in comparison to when i started playing Double Dragon on nintendo. I have them to thank for teaching me how to beat up the neighborhood bully. Thanks Billy and Jimmy Lee... oh yeah and River City Ransom too for those super long fucking codes that helped later when I tried programming. You fucking Bastards at TECMO!! Oh yeah and thanks Mike Tyson for showing me how to dodge and um... Bald bull for teaching me timing. But in all I can't thank Super Mario for shit. You useless bastards! Jumping on your enemies in real life is not only a logistical nightmare... but it's also ineffective as hell. I got my ass kicked because of you. You liars! Who ever heard of touching a star anyway! It's so fucking FAR!!
Anyway I guess you can't learn all of life's lessons from video games.

My Interests


airsoft, impulse buying (related to airsoft), working out, comics, ebay (related to impulse buying), adult swim, encyclopedias, coco puffs (related to cereal), cd spindles, ps2s, M14s (related to airsoft), hill climbing, breaking into military bases (related to Schofield), running from the cops (related to working out), and all the weird ideas people come up with when they're pretty damn fucked up.
That in my mind is one of the most wonderful and glorious little joys in the world. Summer is always good that way.

I'd like to meet:

i'll take people first, animal, vegetable and mineral are all next in that order i guess.Which means i'll hang out with a friend, talk to a dog, hug a tree and fuck mount fuji (ahhhh blackzilla!) last in that similar order. ... Well that seems right to me. ;)Add Comments Here

Music:

i don't know, really changes from time to time. I have an opinion that the music we listen to be the soundtrack to our lives. Therefore i don't like to fill my ears up with that corporate radio bullshit.
So what this boils down to is an ecclectic mix of allot of genres depending on my thoughts, feelings, or actions at a particular moment of time.Mostly right now, I got funk, jazz and some neo-soul in my cd randomizer that I got going in the car. But now and again I throw in the rock, turntableizm, or even some Rancid or NOFX now and again.My all time favorite band has to have been the fucking Tantra Monsters. That was some great music.For now enjoy what I got playing right now.... It'll change now and again

Movies:

The Odd Couple ( the one w/ sammo hung and lau kar-wing)
Sha Po Lang (w/ sammo again and donnie yen this time)
Bet to Basic
Twins Effect I and II
Serenity
Volcano High
Yesterday Once More
Naked Weapon (because of Maggie Q)
My Wife is a Gangster I and II
Battle Royale (because Schoolgirls covered in blood is just fuckign hilarious)
Blood and Bones
Old Boy
and hmmm... maybe something in english to mix it up a bit. ... um i lost my train of thought

Television:

Modern Marvels
the Boondocks
Firefly
Top Gear
Stargate SG-1
Family Guy
Samurai Champloo
futurama
and mostly shit on discovery, animal planet, or history channel.

But since I'm too damn chang to pay for cable... I've been watching mostly korean shows on youtube and DVD:
x-man (kpop variety show)
love letter (same)
Full House (the one w/Song Hye Kyo, Bi, Han Eun Jeong,and Kim Sung Joo not Uncle Jessie)
Goong
Delightful Girl Chun-hyang
Wonderful Life (EUGENE!!!! SARANGHE!!)
Super Rookie
My Sweet 18
Chill Sisters
Sang Doo Let's Go to School
Biscuit Teacher and Star Candy (aka: Hello My Teacher)
Manwon Happiness (aka Happy Shares Company)
And of course impossible Japanese game shows such as:
Challengers of Fire (who give a nice upskirt shot of the various chicks during their maze game)
and Happy Family Plan (i can't remember the real title)

Books:

Neal Stephenson: "Cryptonomicon"
"Snow Crash"
"The Baroque Cycle: Quicksilver, The Confusion, and System of the World"
Dictionary
the maze in the back of my cereal
clocks
caution stickers... expecially the ones that say "CAUTION- RISK OF FIRE USE MAX 60 WATT TYPE 'A' LAMP E184412 120V, 66Hz, AC ONLY MADE IN CHINA."and most especially my favorite one: "PRECAUCION-RIESGO DE FUEGO, USE BOMBILLADE TIPO 'A' DE 60 VATIOS MAX 120 Valtios, 60Hz, AC HECHO EN CHINA...THAT ALWAYS BRINGS ME FOND MEMORIES OF THE BARRIO DAYS.

Heroes:


Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later they discovered is the cause of Parkinson's disease.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
When Chuck Norris was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Chuck Norris!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.
Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking."
And that people is why you don't fuck w/ Chuck.
Peace and buy a total body gym. I'm out.

My Blog

Life and times... Issue .3

Forgive us our past transgressions... here's something totally random... I have some crazy childhood confessions/fucked up stories to tell. I was talking with some friends the other day and we got to...
Posted by Yeon Jae Soon on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 04:33:00 PST

The Coalition Times Issue .2

 Quarters... We want all of your quarters!The story thus far...After long days onside with quantities, plans, breathing in dirt, cost shit, and restless nights playing Rainbow 6, drinking and pla...
Posted by Yeon Jae Soon on Fri, 26 May 2006 09:20:00 PST

1st blog! Special origin issue. (irreverent madness ahead, but severe tire damage behind)

Hey fantastic. Though this be my first words on my myspace, hear this... echo echo echo echo. But seriously I can't believe I'm writing stuff again. I remember the bygone days of deadjournal, livejour...
Posted by Yeon Jae Soon on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:29:00 PST