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Baja 500 Champ

No more black clouds.

About Me

Tall dark and handsome Trophy Truck driver that enjoys collisions, spreading white paint, and winning desert races. Oh yeah, umm... I love white roses, bubble baths, yoga, and long walks on the beach.

My Interests

Winning Championships, trading paint, driving down the hoods of other trucks, trophys, big breasted trophy girls, winning fare and fucking square. When I'm not racing I work for Transform Real Estate. My other hobbies are submission grappeling, boxing, jiu-jitsu, sportbike riding, underwater basket weaving, and naked twister. I like spending time with my family also. I have a great family. I have a wonderful sister, two nieces, and a fantastic/badass father. My father and I race together. He drives the #96 trophy truck and I drive the #1 trophy truck.

I'd like to meet:

Whomever the fuck is in front of me at any given time.

Music:

All kinds baby. I can break dance to hip-hop, head bang to Drowning pool, or even cow tip to Garth Brooks.

Movies:

Smokey and the Bandit, Cannonball run 1 and 2, Dukes of Hazzard, even Herbie was a favorite growing up. Home movies are fun to watch ;) Oh Paris Hilton videos are a fav. I like all movies. I would rather watch a bad movie on a 30ft screen than watch a good movie at home. I don't know why maybe it's the popcorn and junk food that makes me happy (yummy)

Television:

The Ultimate Fighter reality TV show is a must. It's more fun when you know the characters. The first two where friends of mine and people that I worked out with and this next seasons show is, well, I'm not at liberty to say yet ;) Other than that I don't really have any shows I like to watch... oh! I almost forgot... I fucking love Sex in the City! (wink wink) ok ok not really :P

Books:

How to pick up chicks volume 1,2, and 3, Kuma sutra, Joy of sex, and 1000 Miles to glory. Oh almost forgot, The scarlett letter. hehe :P

Heroes:

My family, friends, and all my fans. You guys/girls are the shit. It has always been my dream to do this and you have all supported me through dnf's, almost wins, disqualifications, mechanical failures, and last but not least driver errors (ouch). You guy's and girls have sat out in the middle of the desert several hours away from the nearest 7/11, shopping mall, or topless bar. You have waited for me on hours on end. Retrieving me from the perils of the desert many many times. I appreciate that. I appreciate all the support you have all given me and I want you all to know it means the world to me. I thank all of you for your support and when I say all I mean all. Even the ones I don't get along with anymore. Babble babble babble blah blah blah Robby Gordon, Larry Ragland, Walker Evans, Curt Leduc, Troy, and Corky. Oh and Courtney and Jake Collins. But I owe most of my sucess in racing to the mentorship that Jen Harmon has showed me over the years. She showed me how to charge through the dust, bump and run, fly holes big enuff to fit the truck in. She taught me how to stop being such a pussy and put the pedal to the medal. A true powder puff Champion she is. I owe most of my skills to her. She's such a bad ass