Roller derby, being Leftist, dick lit, movies you have to read, getting my vote on, MIMOSAS, police brutality, being better than you
Other elitist individuals. And you know, people who wanna drive me to derby practice. I got like 80 goddamn pairs of knee socks and nowhere to wear them! Also, people who are in on the joke.
Lo-fi, grunge, indie rock, noise, ska that's not gay, "real punk" and it's damn shame I have to put it quotes you poppy motherfuckers, most things ending in "core"
French New Wave, "classic" cinema, independent films, biopics
Comedy Central, Adult Swim, Countdown with Keith Olbermann, Twin Peaks, the Maxx, Wonder Showzen, Beavis and Butthead, The State, Law and Order SVU (rape!!! omg!!! ponies!!!), Celebrity Roasts, Drawn Together, Freaks and Geeks, Kenny vs. Spenny
I cut band class so I could read The Catcher in the Rye. Even though it's not about killing people, which, I admit, when I was 13, I thought it would be because of the whole Mark David Chapman thing, it's the bestest book ever.
Me, because I'm the shit. If you're honest with yourself, I'm probably your hero, too.