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About Me

My name is Jason Farr. I guess the best way to describe myself is to tell you how other people describe me.

Robyn Dorey once said I was "ridiculously cute" and another time she said I was "astoundingly adorable." And at about 5:33pm one day she said to me, "you're too cute." Someone else referred to me as a "delicious, snuggly man." And one Teresa Cavanaugh said I was "incredibly handsome." Someone told me anonymously that I have a "dreamy smile." And recently I was told that I have "good looks and extreme charm."

These are my morning affirmations.

*I'm an aspiring person. I aspire to be exactly what I want to be. It's a never ending struggle.
*Buying new cleaning supplies or appliances excites me.
*I currently have a big crush on Brooke White.
*I think not having a job is over-rated.
*Ben Gibbard is one of the dopest lyricists. That's not so much about me, I just wanted to put that out there.
*Sometimes I make really poignant points.
*I think "poignant" looks funny.

I make videos. Because I want to act. I also...act. If you haven't seen them in my video section I have a couple posted below.

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My Myspace Blogs are always open for you to subscribe to. I also have a blog I do for a local paper's website: Farrce

My Interests

Movies, Music, being friendly, being random...ummmm, I dunno, does that cover everything? Snoopy. If it has to do with Snoopy then I probably love it!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that likes the song playing on my page. I'd like to meet anyone hiring actors. Hire me. I'd also like to meet anyone that bought Kevin Federline's album, I just want to know if they actually exist. If you'd like to meet me then I might want to meet you...especially if your name is Natalie Portman.

Music:

Andy Crissinger, Amos Lee, A Tribe Called Quest, Babyface, The Beatles, Beck, The Black Keys, Blackstar, Bruce Springsteen, Cary Brothers, Civil Twilight, Coldplay, Common, Copeland, D'Angelo, David Gray, Death Cab For Cutie, Dean Martin, Delays, Dixie Chicks, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Frest Prince, Don Henley, Eagles, Earth Wind and Fire, Edison Glass, Eisley, Ella Fitzgerald, Elliott Smith, Ellis Paul, Emery, Eminem, Eric Clapton, Etta James, Even Johansen, Fiction Plane, Fire Theft, The Flaming Lips, Fonic Fusion, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, George Harrison, Glenn Frey, Jeff Lynne, Jimi Hendrix, Joe 747, Joe Walsh, John Mayer, John Mayer Trio, John Lennon, John Legend, Jonny Lang, Kanye West, Lauryn Hill, Michael Jackson, Magnet, Marvin Gaye, Mos Def, Motown, Mute Math, New Edition, Nick Drake, Paul McCartney, Police, Postal Service, Prince, Radiohead, Ray Charles, Ray LaMontagne, Robert Cray, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Rogue Wave, The Roots, Shelley Raymond, Sleeping at Last, Stevie Wonder, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Sting, Shins, Summer Lawns, Sunny Day Real Estate, Tegan and Sara, U2, Usher, Veda, Velvet Underground, Walkmen, We Are Scientists, Weezer's "Pinkerton," Wheat, Yeasayer

Movies:

Geez, almost any. Dumb and Dumber to Casablanca. Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, The Departed, Out of Sight, Grosse Pointe Blank, Ocean's 11, 12 and 13, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Real Genius, Back to the Future, Three Amigos, Ghostbusters, Elf, Swingers

Television:

Scrubs, Seinfeld, The Office, SNL, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Cheap Seats, Cosby Show, Matlock, Unsolved Mysteries, My Name Is Earl, Psych, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Colbert Report, Everybody Hates Chris, Law and Order: SVU(or as I like to call it "Law and Order: Mariska Hargitay"), the commercials for that new Jennifer Love Hewitt show.

Heroes:

Stephen Colbert, my friend Joey and Katy Rhodes Ballard

My Blog

Why Did it Not Have to be Snakes?

I'm sure all of you know someone that is afraid of something. Like a bug or animal or clowns. It's not uncommon. Even Indiana Jones is afraid of snakes.Most of these fears are rather...
Posted by Call Me Brown Bear on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:25:00 PST

You Just Get Hairier

I decided that I'm going to write a book. A book consisting of things everyone should've been told when they were younger. "Younger" being of high school age.The idea came to me after bein...
Posted by Call Me Brown Bear on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:25:00 PST

Other Door, Senator

Most people aren't that self-aware. No one really is all that self-aware. Which explains the behavior of a lot of people: People who can't sing but audition for American Idol anyway....
Posted by Call Me Brown Bear on Fri, 09 May 2008 03:09:00 PST

Always on My Mind

Don’t you hate it when you get a song in your head? A lot of times it’s song you just heard on the radio, or maybe a song you kind of like but you don’t want it on repeat on yo...
Posted by Call Me Brown Bear on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:32:00 PST

Bad Idea Jeans

Would you want to be the asshole who picks his girlfriend up for the prom in this?
Posted by Call Me Brown Bear on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:42:00 PST

Easter Funny

Many people think of the Easter Bunny as loving. That the Easter Bunny brings joy to children everywhere, bearing chocolates and pastel colored hard-boiled eggs. It’s come to the attention of ...
Posted by Call Me Brown Bear on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 08:46:00 PST

Pursuit of Haplessness

You know what I’ve heard a lot lately? Other than this awesome new Death Cab for Cutie song posted in their blog: I Will Possess Your Heart I keep hearing from some girls that whe...
Posted by Call Me Brown Bear on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:02:00 PST

Smiling Racists, Beautiful Places

I used to think Union, SC was sooooo boring. My dad is from Union and so we’d have to go there to visit my grandparents, which I loved doing but that was the ONLY thing to do in town....
Posted by Call Me Brown Bear on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:57:00 PST

What?

Hog Heaven’s Mesquite Sweet and Mild BBQ flavored pork rinds smell exactly like Whole Foods Market. There’s an irony to that. --------------------------------------------------------...
Posted by Call Me Brown Bear on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:20:00 PST

Wanta Fanta, Dont Cha Wanna?

When I was a kid one of my favorite places to go was K-Mart. That sounds strange but I was a kid and kids are easily entertained. It wasn't the fact that it was K-Mart that made me little boy gi...
Posted by Call Me Brown Bear on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 05:12:00 PST