I am full to the corners of me |
Let's go ahead and jump to the next level. Before 2012 happens and the Mayan Death Blimp comes from Teguchigalpa to destroy us all. Let's jump to the next level, and play it by ear from then.
Posted by Ketchup! on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 07:22:00 PST |
SICK DAY! |
Man. I woke up this morning feeling like complete shit. Throat hurt, brain sobbing, twisted with morning insanity I thought "My God, this is the end." So I said , hey, take a sick day! You got them! L...
Posted by Ketchup! on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:23:00 PST |
If you hear any noise, it's just me and the boys |
Kelan keeps making snowmen and they get murdered by people going to work in the morning. I completely understand. Snowmen are smug. Free loading snowmen, GET A JOB!I'll tell you what, everyday I spend...
Posted by Ketchup! on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:52:00 PST |
i wish my sisters were here |
I walk down to my new local convenience store, pick up a gallon of milk and some sponges for the dishes, I ask if there is an ATM and she gives me a look and says no and I say I'm sorry, I'm just new ...
Posted by Ketchup! on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST |
A New Thing |
So lately I have been reading a lot of horoscopes. And I read a lot of shitty horoscopes. It's always like "Watch closely your spending this fiscal year" or "Later this week a conflict will arise, see...
Posted by Ketchup! on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:58:00 PST |
KITTENS! |
I set this up to nab some animal lovers. Suckers!I have been having trouble sleeping as of late, nothing really unusual. Just lots of staring off of fire escapes and doing internet crosswords until I ...
Posted by Ketchup! on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST |
No more eating. |
Got my hair cut today. It's a fucking catastrophe. I can't believe I wanted to do this. But I did have a lively conversation with the barber about the nature of comedy. He was describing to me how he ...
Posted by Ketchup! on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST |
Saturday Night: A Tale of Working |
My job requires that I watch TV and pay attention. That is all I must do. Right now, I just got paid to go get a Slurpee. Which I do, with much regularity, as there is a 7-11 right below the office wh...
Posted by Ketchup! on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 05:50:00 PST |
Neil Young |
Listen to Neil Young.Cocksuckers.What does recumbent mean?
Posted by Ketchup! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST |
whew |
a little drunk. i watched the oscars. sometimes i wish i was famous. i just want to be able to pay my utilities on time ya know? smoked too many cigarettes. sometimes i feel like an ashtray. i read t...
Posted by Ketchup! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
