I can't stand it when people buy Christmas presents before October... They call you and tell you not to buy that thing, but don't tell you why, as if you're too stupid to figure it out. So now, not only does you're family think you're a moron, but you also have to wait three months to get something you were going to buy next week, and by the time you do get it, you don't even want it anymore.
My favorite thing about Sunday is waking up at the crack o' dawn to feed the chickens and brush the horses with pa', and singing in the barn with grandma' so the cattle don't get restless, and making sure to pick the very freshest carrots and radishes for the evenin' dinner stew, and then ma' and me churn the butter for the leftover sweet honey-oat bread my sister made for her physics class.
I think the text-messaging sucks. I absolutely hate it. Its time consuming and a bit degrading to be honest. I think every text should start with "hey, you're not important enough to call but;". I mean, lets be honest here. Although, cheet-os to the cell phone industry for finding a great way to market cell phones to deaf people.
Closed Captioning sucks... It just gives gyms the right to put 14 TVs in front of the treadmills. %75 of the TVs are ESPN, and then the rest are news, except for the one that gets to have the Better Homes & Gardens Channel. So all the ESPNs get taken first, which is fine because I prefer Martha Stewart, but all the women flock to that one... so now my fat ass is stuck Running in front of the news, and now I have to read too, so now its 3 things I hate, instead of just 1.
I believe in miracles. Some things cannot be explained by science:
