taking long walks on the beach... candle light dinners... romantic music... and holding hands... OH!... and making fun of cheesy personal ads where the guy on the other end is most likely a serial killer hoping to kapow you on the head and take you back to his cave where he will skin you... and freeze you for next thursday.
normal people with no serious psychological defects... so i can clone them and make the world a better place.
hi everyone... my name is lisa... and... mmm... i like cherry tomatoes... pickles... tiny vegetables more then i like regular vegetables... small furry animals and deer.
definately write to me... not so much if you're normal... because the emails that are basically, "hi. how are you. my name is blah blah. what are you up to?" makes me want to punch a hole in your head and hang you on a christmas tree... not my christmas tree... because that would be gross... but definately someone elses christmas tree.
okay bye now.
love, me
oh yeah... i'm nice. so write/comment me... *whispers* or i'll kick you.
guys who wear t-shirts... but not like... colorful ones... but like... kind of plain ones... oh... and white too...
are a secret plot formed by neo-nazi bastards who hope to use the proceeds to take over the world...and... a fun filled way to spend a friday night with friends.
is how God communicates to you... and commercials are satan.
*raises hand* ooo... ooo... i know this one! it's like a food right?....
are grown men who like to wear tights.