Makaala - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Nice guy who likes SEX!!!!! hahahaha.... Who doesn't???? I am an American Soldier. Infantry All The Way!!!! Well, what can I say?? I'm an easy going person with a kind heart. I like the simple things in life however I live life to the fullest (or what I can afford). I've learned from my mistakes but I don't regret what has happened in the past. I treat others the way I want to be treated and Love like there's no tomorrow. I like inteligent conversations. I may look dumb, but I do have an education. I LIKE GOOD FOOD, GOOD SLEEP, & GREAT SEX (not in that particular order). I like dreaming, making friends, music, movies, working out, the ocean, rice, & meat. Oh yeah, I almost forgot.... I love to laugh and have fun. Really, I like to laugh... hahahahaha.... I don't like "HATERS"!!! I don't like vegtables... I'll eat it to eat it, but you won't see me snacking on a carrot or broccoli. I don't like "The Silent Treatment". *YUCK*
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My Interests

Eating, Sleeping, & Sex

I'd like to meet:

nice people............. or "HOT WOMEN" hahahaha..... or a combination of both...hehehehe..........

Music:

Any kind of music is alright with me.... It depends on my mood....

Movies:

Any kind of war or good action movie..... Porn is good too....

Television:

Discovery Channel is the BOMB!!!!! WWE, MTV, History Channel, TNN, etc..... SPIKE TV

Books:

Dictionary, Encyclopedia, Thesaurus.... & Hustler if there is one in a hardcover.... hahahahaha.....

Heroes:

United States Servicemembers....

My Blog

SEX IS GREAT!!!!

THiNGS WOMEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long whe...
Posted by Makaala on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:19:00 PST

7 Kinds of Sex

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is...
Posted by Makaala on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:29:00 PST

Ladies Listen Up!!! Five Fellatio Tips

Five Fellatio Tips Watch the teeth!The biggest mistake that novice fellatrixes make is scraping the penis with their teeth. Though some men may like this mix of pain and pleasure, most will not. Fact...
Posted by Makaala on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:25:00 PST

BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

BOOTY CALL AGREEMENTThis pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement")is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2005,by_______________________, between ____________and____...
Posted by Makaala on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:21:00 PST

MAKE HER SQUIRM AND SQUIRT

MAKE HER SQUIRM AND SQUIRT Make Her Squirm, Then Make Her Squirt: Female Ejaculation When it comes to turning a woman on, there's wet, and then there's wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave o...
Posted by Makaala on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:06:00 PST

Dedicated to the Ladies (Back by Popular Demand)

Dedicated to the Ladies I can't help it. I love eating a girl's pussy. If the lady in question has a nice pussy, I'll lick her until my jaws ache and my tounge is ready to fall off. I just love it...
Posted by Makaala on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 03:01:00 PST

Sex

Sex is like a drug Sometimes you need and long for a man A man entering you Feeling for you Kissing tenderly all over you body Running his fingers through your hair Caressing every part of your ...
Posted by Makaala on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My First Blog

I joined myspace about July 2004. At first, my friends and I were trying to see who could get the most friends. But as time went by, I really made real friends. I had true and meaningful conversati...
Posted by Makaala on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST