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Emily

If AIDS had a face, everyone would run away from you

About Me

I'm Emily if you hadn't already worked that out, I come from LA but live in Birmingham most of the time coz i'm at uni here studyin cello at the music conservatoire. It's a bit of a laugh, we tend to spend every night getting drunk but basically coz there is nothing else to do coz we have to pay for a tv license and none of us can afford it so we make our own entertainment. Erm, yeah spend a lot of the rest of the time practising, going to lectures and studying like a good student does and when I'm not doing any of that, I'm driving back and forward between Littlehampton and Birmingham every weekend(which is a good 4 n half hour drive) coz basically, there's no place like home (even if it is a small, narrow-minded, incestual shit hole) And when I get back to my shithole of a town, I work caring in a nursing home (which involves a lot of poo and arse wiping....im not even slightly joking when i say I've been pooed on more times than you've had hot dinners) and I also work in the New Inn (probably the best job i've ever had coz there's no poo involved and I get my drinks bought for me.... mines a cider n black) So yeah thats about it, I can do posh aswell as scrubby, I went to the Royal Academy of Music for four years (not that they would ever admit it, I think they were slightly embarassed by my dreadlocks and less than polite language and I smacked into Elton John with my cello once....that didn't go down well (and neither did he... haha im so funny) But i think they loved me really coz i can put on a smashing posh accent that one aquires when one is in the company of the more elite (ladys wot lunch and all that jazz) but for now enjoy my profile, its a pile of shite coz im crap with computers and people tell me that its a bit jerky, but you'll move on, i know i have.Too cool for school so we came to uni, and look what happenedFun fun fun!!

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I'd like to meet:

someone with AIDS

Music:

All sorts obviously my main love is boyzone, but closely following is bloc party - way too cool for school, blink 182 - i want their babies, specials, RHCP, oasis, FFAF, less than jake, no doubt, aerosmith, billy talent, beach boys, smashing pumpkins, eminem (who would've thought it eh?), SUBLIME!!, rancid, killers, fratellis, kaiserchiefs, mcfly *ahem*, korn, greenday, distillers, daniel o donnel (and you think im joking dont you), flogging molly, bedouin soundclash, NOFX, feeder, muse, kooks, RATM, Ludwig Van Beethoven, your mum and Edward Elgar are to name a few.

Heroes:

myself and err thats about it really

My Blog

enlightenment?

ok, so im in the shit, i have an essay due in next wednesday and im kinda struggling to find enough out about the old beethoven cello sonatas...so jenny finds this book, "sex lives of the great compos...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST

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Posted by Emily on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 06:34:00 PST